This is an excerpt from an episode of the Real World, if Callisto was one of the cast members.  And is not meant as a rip off of other Xena type Real World fan fiction.

___  comes down stairs to complain to most of the rest of the cast about a problem that she has.

    "Who is it, that keeps using up an entire bar of soup every time they take a shower?"

Callisto comes down stairs with a towel rapped around her middle and one wrapped around her head and hair.

    "Callisto did you use an entire bar of soup while taking a shower?"

    "Yes, of course."

The entire cast rings out with a groan.  As if this had happened before.

    "Oh come on.  I come from Cirra and in Cirra we like to be completely clean.  Unlike you American blokes."

Cut to a scene with a cloud covered sky back drop with Callisto sitting down giving her reasons for her actions.

    "Well, I don't actually come from Cirra. I actually come from outside of Cirra.  I just get tired of people asking me where I come from and having to tell them that I come from outside of Cirra, instead of just saying Cirra."

Well, why do you have to use an entire bar of soap.  I mean where does all of that soap go?"

Cut back to cloud covered background.

    "I guess that started when I was a kid.  Back before my home was burned to the ground."

-Right now I imagine Callisto cocking her head to the side, while she is in thought about her childhood that she missed out on.

-I'm not sure if this was the one with Puck in it.  But if he was he would be, like so dead right now.

Editors note- That whole outside of Cirra joke was inspired by a joke on SNL.  Back when the cast of the Real World had Dominique in it.  And it was discovered that he really didn't come from Dublin, Ireland, but from outside of it.  Also don't make any dirty remarks about were all of the soup could have gone.  I just don't have an ending as of yet, ok.