Well, that got you nowhere didn't it? Several of the magical mystical mushrooms exchange glances before bursting into hysterical laughter, a sound that for some reason makes you think of laughing gnomes. Clapping a hand over your eyes in exasperation you slump down as a cheeky little voice pops up behind you.
You thought we'd help you for no reason? Boy kiddo, are you delusional.
Obviously you took the wrong approach. Care to try again?