You found me!
You are about to enter into an area of the web that I have staked out as my own. I have tried to fix this place up to properly reflect it's subject, me. Please feel free to sign the various guest books, especially if you have something in common with myself. If you find something broken, please let me know so that I can fix it as soon as possible. I don't want anybody hurting himself or herself tripping over construction equipment, so I try to get these things done quickly and discreetly. Thank you.
Signed,
The Management