At the end of Season 10, Sci-fi didn't buy any
more seasons from BBI. Don't ask me why! Many places on the web contain
a "Save MST3K" thing. I hope that someday some other channel buys season
11, but how will they ever make it make sense? Oh, well. On with the website.
Episode #1013 Danger: Diabolik
Opening: Mike finds an S.O.L. employee handbook shoved up Servo's hoverskirt. They immediately recognize Pearl's style of writing.
Segment One: The S.O.L. is ajar, and the crew finds Pearl unusually happy. She has a new joystick, and is controlling the S.O.L. She accidentally breaks it, and sends the S.O.L. hurtling to Earth! Pearl, as you may have guessed, is not at all thrilled. On the ship, Crow has motion sickness while Mike, Gypsy and Servo are much happier about it.
Segment Two: Mike has packed...rice. That's it. Nothing but rice. Crow has all his stuff in a garbage bag, while servo blows up all the extra hims around.
Segment Three: Down in the castle, the mads are moving on with their lives. Pearl is going to be dictator-for life of Qatar, Bobo is moving to a zoo, and Brain Guy has all kinds of things going on.
Segment Four: Crow is afraid to go back to earth, and Mike has written a song just in case this happens. The song rids Crow of his fears, but scares Servo into hiding under the desk.
Segment
Five: With Servo driving, the S.O.L. nearly disintegrates in re-entry.
After Cambot focuses back into the scene, Mike, Crow and Servo are sharing
a split-level apartment. Gypsy has started her own business, ConGypsy Co.
And..well..as for Cambot, he's a hood ornament for the TV. The 3 start
watching The Crawling Eye on TV, while Mike eats his rice. They can't help
themselves, they start heckling the movie.
Stinger: "Is that stud coming?"
THE END
*sniff* wasn't that beautiful? If only they held
out a little longer and made it to season 11...