KTMA
In the not too distant future,
next sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
not too different from you or me.
He worked at a sattelite loading bay,
just polishing switches, to pay his way.
His did his job well, with a cheerful face,
but his bosses didn't like him so they launched him into space.
Mads:
We send him cheesy movies,
the worst ever made.
But Joel says
"When ya got lemons, ya make lemonade."
Now keep in mind he can't controll,
when the movies begin or end.
Because he took some extra parts
to make his robot friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL:
Cambot
Gypsy
Servo
Crow
If wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts,
just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
you should really just relax..
for Mystery science Theater 3000!
Comedy Central (Joel)
In the not too distant future,
next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic institute,
just another face, in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job, cleaning up the place,
but his bosses didn't like him so they launched him into space.
Mads:
We send him cheesy movies,
the worst we can find. (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
while we monitor his mind. (la la la)
Now keep in mind, Joel can't controll,
when the movies begin or end. (la la la)
Because he took thoes special parts
to make his robot friends.
ROBOT ROLL CALL.
Cambot "Pan Left."
Gypsy "Hey, girl."
Tom Servo "What a cool guy."
Croooooow! "He's a wisecracker."
If your wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts...(lalala)
just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
you should really just relax.
for Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Comedy Central (Mike)
In the not too distant future,
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. forrester and TV's Frank
were hatching an evil scheme.
they hired a temp by the name of Mike,
just an average Joe, they didn't like.
Their experiment needed a good test-case,
so they concked him on the noggin and they shot him into space!
Mike: GET ME DOWN!
We'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst we can find. (lalala)
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
while we monitor his mind! (lalala)
Now, keep in mind, Mike can't controll,
where the movies begin or end. (lalala)
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends!
ROBOT ROLL CALL:
Cambot "Show yourself!"
Gypsy "I'm not ready!"
Tom Servo "hello, there!"
Croooow! "That's one 'o'".
If your wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other, science facts. (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself It's just a show,
you should really just relax..
for Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Comedy Central (season 7)\
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
Was hatching a nasty scheme
He hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe he didn't like.
His experiment needed a good test case,
So he conked him on the noggin
And he shot him into space. (Get me down!)
I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
ROBOT ROLL CALL:
Cambot! "Show yourself!
Gypsy! "I'm not ready!"
Tom Servo! "h'lo there!"
Croooow! "That's one "o"!"
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la-la-la),
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax...
Dr. F.: (spoken) Did I tell you my mother's here?
For mystery science theater 3000!
Sci-fi era
In the not too distant future,
somewhere, in time and space.
Mike Nelson and his robot friends,
are caught in an endless chase.
Pursued by a woman, whoes name is Pearl,
just an evil gal, who wants to rule the world.
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocketship she hunts 'em
all across the universe! "I'LL GET YOU!"
I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst I can find. lalala
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
while I moniter his mind. lalala
Now keep in mind Mike can't controll,
when the movies begin or end. lalala
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends!
ROBOT ROLLCALL!
Cambot "You're on!"
Gypsy "Oh, my stars!"
Tom Servo! "Check me out!"
Croooooow! "I'm different!"
If your wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other, science facts. lalala
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show, I should just really just relax."
For Mystery Science Theater,
3000!
Sci-fi era (season 10)
In the not too distant future,
somewhere, in time and space.
Mike Nelson and his robot friends,
are caught in a nasty place.
they try to survive,
the wrath of pearl, just an evil gal,
who wants to rule the world.
From her castle below,
she sets her sights above,
just to torture all her captives
on the sattelite of love! "GET ME DOWN!"
I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst, I can find. lalala
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
and I'll moniter his mind. lalala
now keep in mind Mike can't controll,
where the movies begin or end. lalala
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends!
ROBOT ROLLCALL:
Cambot "Your on!"
Gypsy "Oh, my stars!"
Tom Servo "Check me out!"
Croooow! "I'm different!"
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts. lalala
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
you should really just relax...
For Mystery Science Theater,
3000!