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Women have problems! Well what about men!

I don't get men these days. They bitch and complain about how women are so complicated and hard to understand. Well, I agree, we can be. But there is another side to this coin. Men as just as complicated and hard to understand! For example, men are always complaining about how long women take to get ready to go somewhere. But unlike men, we can't crawl out of bed, put on a pair of pants and be ready to go. If we do, we're constanly asked what's wrong with us. People will assume that we're having an off day because we're dressed in comfortable clothes and not wearing makeup, whereas men can do that every day. With such sanctions from society and our peers, it's no wonder we take so long to get ready.

Another thing I don't understand is the big deal with the bodily functions. Men will go around farting and burping and high fiving each other as if they've just won some big award. Do they expect women to get turned on by this? It's disgusting. An argument that men might say is that it's a natural function and we shouldn't bitch, yadda, yadda, yadda...Then why is it you hardly ever see women doing these things in public if they're so natural? (And I'm aware that there are some women who do, I'm talking in general.) That's because women realize that not everyone is interested in hearing what their ass sounds like, so they quietly leave the room if they have to. Why can't men do that more often? Again, I'm aware that not all men do this, I'm talking in general.

Another thing, men just don't understand women! Why is it that whenever women want to talk about their relationship, men will automatically think "aw crap...she's gonna break up with me..." What the hell? If people never talked about what was bothering them in a relationship, then problems would just get bigger and bigger. That's when the breaking up will occur. Women talk to FIX the relationship, not to end it.

Big Red
 

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