Water Lately I have been thinking about hydrokinetics, like people who could command and control water. I was thinking about how incredibly handy it would be for like one of those little bus boy people. *think really hard* water spout zips out of their handy dandy carrying backpack type thing and lands a perfect ten into the patrons glass. but why would someone with hydrokinetics be a waiter-type person, why not like an olympic swimmer, or a street washer. "Oh No! Run fo rit mom the wave of dirty water is coming ot clean the streets again" say the poor inhabitants of a town where the hydrokinetic works as a disgruntled street sweeper. He just pulls all the junk out of the sewer, pushes it through the street making huge potholes and runs down the clean inhabitants of townsville turning them into walking blobs of stinky goo. See if I was in total control of water I would go up to oregon where the approximate rainfall is around a mile, yes a mile of water, think about that and now realise that I have no clue how much the rainfall is in oregon, or in the amazon, or even in my home state of California. It could be raining Llammas for all I know, it's not like I actualy go outside when it rains, I huddle up in my room and reorganize my pencils. Or not. the funny thing is that whenever it rains I take a shower. Yup a shower I walk over to the sink and make myself really small and stand under the faucet. then the problem is that I can't exactly reach the turny thingies. it really is a problem when you're 2 inches tall, and I can't really climb up the slippery sides of the sink. So what I do is of course twist the thingy with my psychokinetic powers, it might have been easier to just turn on the faucet and manipulate the water while I was still big, but it's just more fun being two inches tall underneath the sink faucet. I don't expect anyone else to really understand that last parasentence (you know like a sentence but it's long enough to be a paragraph) maybe it wasn't a parasentence I think i used punctuation. damn I have to remember to stop that. It makes my inane little rambling all that much easier to understand. oh yea back to water ok screw water yea you heard me just try it. that is your new mission, go screw some water. ack ok need new train catch water train, must try to not think and just babble like an incoherant peanut, babble babble babble peanuts need water too, oh god please think of the peanuts! Won't someone think of the peanuts? |