ABOUT:
-WHAT ARE VENTURES?
-HOW TO PLAY
-MEET THE CHARACTERS

INTERACT:
-E-MAIL US
-SIGN GUESTBOOK
-VIEW GUESTBOOK
-POLLS

SUPPORT US:
-OUR BOOK STORE
-OUR AFFILIATES

LINKAGE:
-WEB RINGS
-WEB RINGS 2
-WEB RINGS 3
-WEB RINGS 4
-WEB RINGS 5
-WEB RINGS 6
-LINKS
-LINK TO US!

NORMAL VENTURES:
-Public Disservice Hotline
-The Potato Chucker
-Cooking With Baazel
-Kitty Feces
-Castrate a Pig

QUEST VENTURES:
-Search for Smokes
-Joe the Boozer Bull

COMBAT VENTURES:
-Penguin Sword Fight

HIDDEN VENTURES:
-Coming Soon

NONVENTURE STORIES:
-Stoner's Mission to Earth

In these stories, you are Baazel, an alien. As the stories go along, you make the choices asked of him, whether they be selling cat crap as "chocolate," or hunting down stuff so that bums will give you cigarettes. You guide the stories along the way you want them to, and if you're lucky, you'll get to see a cool alien graphic when you win!

If you get offended easily by funny and insulting disclaimers, please stop reading it NOW! Baazel is nothing more than a stupid character in badly-written humor stories. Please do not copy the actions or evens partaken by this utterly pathetic character. These story/games are nothing more than silly things used to pass viewer's time. Why anybody would want to copy these events in real life escapes the writers of these ventures, who just happen to be rabbits.

If flying purple toasters invade your house while reading these ventures, then we're at fault for that, since Tribal Monkey Publishing owns a factory that makes the famous purple flying toaster. However, if a toaster of another color, or one that doesn't fly, attacks you, we're not responsible. If you get hurt or hurt somebody else while acting like Baazel in real life, remember that we should hold no responsibility for your complete stupidity. Instead, blame yourself, or even better, sue your parents, since they're the reason for your brain deficiency.

One more thing...putting on a big rubber-foam green head and pretending to be Baazel in public will most assuredly end up in you being beaten by a whole department of police officers. Thank you. And, have a nice day reading these things!