This is Baazel, the stoner alien sent from a conquering empire of aliens. He's been banished here for being a little too...odd.

This is Spork the Bum. Keep an eye on this guy. He gives free smokes out to aliens!

This isn't exactly a character. This is a very special Beanie Babie called "Joe the Boozer Bull." If you collect him, cool things begin to happen. Say, anybody happen to have one of these for trade?

The Potato Chucker is a permanently-drunk Irish guy who loves to smack you along the side of the head with spuds. You gotta kick this guy's butt every time you see him!

Who is this idiot? It is Sean "Mad Dog" Roney, the author of all these ventures! We worship him and his puppy prophets of chaos! You should too!

Lublub the Rooster hasn't yet made it into one of our camera views. We assure you, though, that we will catch him on camera soon!

Lars and Bors are penguins that appeared in one adventure. In fact, it was the first venture ever written, meant to be an instructional course on sword fighting. These two have been deep-sixed, which is why they're unworthy of having a picture!