Hey, check out these monkeys I have in cages! Oh crap! I just let my secret lab be exposed! Um, check out my "Guestbook." Yeah, that's it! It's nothing but a GUESTBOOK! Got it!? Good...and if you haven't signed the g-book yet, then SIGN THE FRIKKIN GUESTBOOK ALREADY!!!...or else brainless kittens will come to haunt you as you eat your breakfast!

Zizi-bah - 12/15/00 08:25:58
My Email:saintpikachu@aol.com
What planet are you from?: Oregon
Do you have any alien relatives?: Too many to count
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Acid, pot, cat tranquilizers
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: depends on what it's for. Horse poop is definitely the superior car wax, while kitten brain pie does wonders for red wine stains
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: American politics
How did you get here?: O.A.H. webring

Comments:
Since the demise of the choose your own adventure books, I have felt a sinister void in my soul that only your site has been able to fill. Thank you.

Smajeon - 11/27/00 21:30:29
My Email:smajeon@uranus.pnk
What planet are you from?: Atachanic Tzsaric
Do you have any alien relatives?: Yes
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Yes, Pot, hash, coke, x, candy, exlax
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: neither, I'm partial to Salamander Almond Turnover Cakes
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: My lovelife
How did you get here?: I have been sent here to stop a global cabal from destroying my planet's supply of shiny panties

Comments:
Keep up the good work

cherish - 04/17/00 22:39:59
My Email:groovin_gal_2000@hotmail.com
What planet are you from?: Venus
Do you have any alien relatives?: yes 132545235 hundred
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: top secret
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: horse poop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: kdls;
How did you get here?: UFO

Comments:
your stories kick @$$

Flood/Chris Star/ Jamie - 04/15/00 09:34:25
Do you have any alien relatives?: No
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: SMACK
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Horse Poop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: Star Trek
How did you get here?: Dunno

Comments:
This site SUCKS like toilet!

Three Headed Sarahs' - 03/23/00 19:51:05
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/romily/aaaaa.html
My Email:Beautiful@threesarahsdiary.com
What planet are you from?: ff % 243
Do you have any alien relatives?: Not on this planet bar a popker.
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Fortunaweed, aniseed, peppermint cordial
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Shit man!
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: Our Diary!
How did you get here?: By tau.

Comments:
On our planet we have a fish-president who loves his bubbles to be sucked dry & who does not inhale high-tar plankin.

jillian - 03/17/00 06:09:22
What planet are you from?: this one
Do you have any alien relatives?: no
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: birth control
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: kitten brains
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: Where the housewife gets abducted by an alien who looks like a rock star and is forced to have sex and then comes back and doesn't have a baby.
How did you get here?: Can't remember...was too busy thinking about that alien.

Comments:
This is the best internet fun I've had in ages.

Holden Icant - 02/24/00 20:53:25
My URL:http://geocities.com/asktippergore/URN8/URN8r.html
What planet are you from?: Planet? What hour?
Do you have any alien relatives?: Si, muchos.
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: I am a Mormon.
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Brain Pie Brain Pie Brain Pie Brain Pie Brain Pie
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: I am decended from alien explorers. TRUE FACT!
How did you get here?: Yep. Shore deed.

Comments:
I've got an urge, got an urge and IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

Yes, an uncontrolable urge and I'M LOSING CONTROL.



I'VE GOT AN UNCONTROLABLE URGE.

--Holden Icant

T.U.T - 10/08/99 08:44:29
My URL:http://insanekomix.cjb.net
My Email:tutizinsane@hotmail.com
What planet are you from?: Venus
Do you have any alien relatives?: no , i killed all of them
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: yes , fishstix
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: kitten brain pie
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: i forget
How did you get here?: i forgot that too

Comments:
Kool page , Keep up tha good work ] : )

Kristen - 10/02/99 15:51:08
My URL:http://community.webtv.net/Tom_Green_Rocks/Tom_Green_Rocks/KristensCrazyTom
My Email:Tom_Green_Rocks@webtv.net
What planet are you from?: Pluto
Do you have any alien relatives?: Yes!!!
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: NOT!!!!
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Horse Poop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: HMMM!!!
How did you get here?: webring

Comments:
I couldn't enter your site!!!!

daehtihs - 09/15/99 17:42:06
My URL:http://4.20:ire
My Email:http://sffilps ekoms

Comments:
This Site sucks baboon ass

Stuart the Maniac - 08/24/99 14:51:20
My URL:http://stumaniac.music.webjump.com
My Email:maniac@io.com
What planet are you from?: Earthypoo
Do you have any alien relatives?: I hope so
How did you get here?: just swimmin' around

Comments:
Hi! Nice page you have here! Check out my Jukebox at http://stumaniac.music.webjump.com if you like! You can leave it open in a remote window and hear music while you websurf! Hope you'll sign my guestbook too! See ya! :-)

T.U.T - 08/13/99 00:46:36
My URL:http://welcome.to/tutkomix
My Email:prince_ra_tut@yahoo.com
What planet are you from?: Venus
Do you have any alien relatives?: no
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Acid
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Kitten brain pie
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: i dunno
How did you get here?: i dunno

Comments:

kool page
Keep up tha good work ] : )

Karen Lyster - 06/23/99 04:15:36
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CapitolHill/Congress/2301/
My Email:zblue@ihug.co.nz
What planet are you from?: Not sure
Do you have any alien relatives?: Probably
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Can't remember
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Definetly Poop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: Once upon a time..
How did you get here?: Abducted

Comments:
Don't think I've seen this site before - not bad! Karen

neptune - 06/21/99 04:00:09
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~puck_it/index.htm
My Email:neptunepnk@aol.com
What planet are you from?: neptune
Do you have any alien relatives?: dont we all
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: melatonin (legal)
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: horse shit
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: where the innocent boy falls in love with an alien woman that breaks his heart
How did you get here?: pointing and clicking

Comments:
i have no clue how i got to this page... this is weird. <3 neptune

Ken DeVaughn - 06/18/99 13:00:02
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/al/kennethdevaughn
My Email:kendevaughn@email.msn.com
What planet are you from?: Uncertain
Do you have any alien relatives?: They're all strange in their own way.
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Not at the moment
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Horsepoop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: That one which lets us live out our lives over and over again and learn more and more each time until we get is right.
How did you get here?: My Guest Book

Comments:
I think I want to return to this page some time when the clock does not read seven fifty-two AM. Some people lack a sense of humor when it comes to that totally arbitrary concept of time and doors.

Ken DeVaughn - 06/18/99 12:54:03
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/al/kennethdevaughn
My Email:kendevaughn@email.msn.com
What planet are you from?: Uncertain
Do you have any alien relatives?: They're all strange in their own way.
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Not at the moment
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Horsepoop
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: That one which lets us live out our lives over and over again and learn more and more each time until we get is right.
How did you get here?: My Guest Book

Comments:
I think I want to return to this page some time when the clock does not read seven fifty-two AM. Some people lack a sense of humor when it comes to that totally arbitrary concept of time and doors.

Maney - 06/14/99 04:49:14
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/md/Maneylou
My Email:maneylou@yahoo.com
What planet are you from?: Earth...as far as i know...
Do you have any alien relatives?: DNA tests haven't come back yet...
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: any type? tylenol...
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: I'll refrain from both, thanks.
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: ?hmmm... Earth's women being ravaged by gorgeous aliiens from the planet, Malestripper :)
How did you get here?: Viewing BATTERY APPLE'S guestbook

Comments:
Nice page...interesting questions. Visit mine sometime! :)

david - 06/13/99 11:34:49
My URL:http://12inch.web-page.net
My Email:simple12@earthlink.net
What planet are you from?: hmm...i dunno Zoron
Do you have any alien relatives?: oh yes many
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: none other than prescription
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Kitten Brain Pie
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: all
How did you get here?: Sailor Win's Page

Comments:
man i really dig this site its pretty interesting too bad not too many people have visited. I like the layout looks pretty proffessional. I design web pages for fun and business..so visit and sign the guestbook above...anyways..yeah i like the idea your site carries..try adding your page on search engines like hotbot, excite, altavista, yahoo if you al eady haven't.. k i will visit again when i have more time and its not 4:37 in the morning..KICK ASS WEB PAGE - david (a.k.a. DJ Simple)

Sean Roney - 06/08/99 15:32:41
My URL:This Page
My Email:madcanine@yahoo.com
What planet are you from?: Hoth
Do you have any alien relatives?: Myself, and my buddy Baazel
Do you use any type of drugs? If so, what?: Yes...it's called WATER
Which do you prefer, Kitten Brain Pie or Horse Poop?: Definitely the kitten brains!
What's your favorite sci-fi storyline?: Star Trek TNG, but none of this crappy DS9 or Voyager bullsh*t!
How did you get here?: I made this place

Comments:
Okay, I'm signing this guestbook again, to make sure the newly modified version will work. I hope you all enjoy the new ventures lined up for release. The first of which has already come out, the phone line one. Have fun!

Sam Spade - 05/28/99 11:20:38

Comments:

Gareth Magee - 05/07/99 12:09:16 My URL:http://magoospage.web-page.net My Email:298gm2@tay.ac.uk Home planet: MyAnus How you got here: tripped Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: War of the Worlds Planet you reside on: Earth (unfortunate eh!) Do you have any alien relatives?: Nah! Have you been subjected to any probes?: I think so

Comments: I like this page it's quite humouring...especially the little stories...keep it going Gaz..from MyAnus

§Ķ§ - 04/14/99 21:46:53 Home planet: HELL! How you got here: heh...i was sent here by Satan... Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: ST Planet you reside on: earth...for now...unitl the apocalypse.. Do you have any alien relatives?: no...just devils.. Have you been subjected to any probes?: No.

Comments: Heh...I will get all your souls for my master... then we'll see whos laughing. *maniacal laugh for 10 days* thats right...I'll kill you all...and the aliens...and your freaky Goblin Hero!

Nick - 03/16/99 01:48:06 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Spleaf/index.html My Email:NTamboia@aol.com Home planet: Around Earth How you got here: Teleported Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: MST3K Planet you reside on: Huh? Do you have any alien relatives?: I have an Alien son Have you been subjected to any probes?: all the time.

Comments: Kool Page. I love the games. Nick.

bob dog - 03/04/99 09:36:45 My URL:http://www.suddendeath.com/dogeatdogma My Email:godbob@beer.com Home planet: uranus How you got here: imagination Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: Slaughterhouse 5 Planet you reside on: cerberus, sirius (illegal alien) Do you have any alien relatives?: my MOM Have you been subjected to any probes?: as frequently as possible

Comments: "Donīt waste too much effort in searching for conspiracies. Most of the harm done in the world is out of stupidity, not by design."      - Gerard K.  īNeill

angel - 02/18/99 03:43:20 My Email:angelsca_17@hotmail.com Home planet: a place called heaven!!! How you got here: space ship?! Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: definitely, Xfiles! Planet you reside on: i'm from heaven actually! Do you have any alien relatives?: lots of them are aliens!

Comments: Alien Rules!!!! cool site!!!

VectorWolf - 02/06/99 16:07:49 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Arena/7627/ My Email:vector_wolf@yahoo.com Home planet: Don't know yet How you got here: I was taking a crap when i wanted toilet paper and i saw this place on way Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: Star Wars Planet you reside on: A big pile o' crap called earth Do you have any alien relatives?: I've been in jail to long, i haven't seen any of my relatives Have you been subjected to any probes?: I hope not

Comments: BAZEL RULES!!!!!

* waffles * - 02/04/99 10:16:53 My URL:http://fly.to/Sailorwin My Email:Sailorwin@geocities.com Home planet: It is in a galaxy far far away... How you got here: luck & a bag of chips Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: X-files/ST:First Contact/don't read SciFi books Planet you reside on: I'm a space Hobo Do you have any alien relatives?: a couple... Have you been subjected to any probes?: not recently

Comments: I love your Choose Your Own Adventure alien stories! Wow, you've changed the interface of your page...it's neat. But you erased your links & stuff...since you change the title of your page, I'll hafta go & change the name of the link to your page then.. BTW, do you have a lil picture or anything you want me to use to associate to your page?

Mumsey - 01/29/99 07:49:36 My Email:mellowyellowbug@yahoo.com Home planet: Venus How you got here: Abducted by aliens Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: The Illustrated Man Planet you reside on: Lost in Space Do you have any alien relatives?: All of them! Have you been subjected to any probes?: Up my .....?

Comments: Great site! So... do you believe in encounters of the spaced out kind?

Mister Roboto - 01/26/99 12:26:33 Home planet: Hoth How you got here: A large barrel of monkeys abducted me and dumped me here Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: X-Files! Planet you reside on: Endor Do you have any alien relatives?: Yes, about 187 of them... Have you been subjected to any probes?: All the time, pesky things hurt my ears...

Comments: Keep up the stoner alien stories.

Doug Brisbane - 01/26/99 12:23:38 My Email:tahkede@usa.net Home planet: Earth, what else? How you got here: Surfed right on in via computer Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: Well, I HATE Robocop Planet you reside on: Earth Do you have any alien relatives?: Nope Have you been subjected to any probes?: Not any I can remember.

Comments: Mad Dog, you certainly have a strange site here. I thank you for making such a twisted chunk of junk. It's been a while since any page on the net has actually been funny!

lily - 01/25/99 02:38:34 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Atlantis/3329/index.html My Email:lilimunk@yahoo.com Home planet: earth How you got here: via womb Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: Star Wars trilogy Planet you reside on: WAY up in the clouds Do you have any alien relatives?: just my strange uncle Ernie Have you been subjected to any probes?: not by aliens, no....

Comments: Interesting, albeit a strange site. Just happened by thanks to Link Exchange.... Will pass this site's URL on to some Sci-Fi friends of mine....

Sean 'Mad Dog' Roney - 01/18/99 06:59:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Keep/5160/index.html My Email:madcanine@yahoo.com Home planet: In the night sky, third star to the left. How you got here: By divine providence...or CONSPIRACY Favorite SciFi Show/Movie/Book: Trek, all the way, because they showed my race once. Planet you reside on: Yer-Anus...heh heh Do you have any alien relatives?: I am my ONLY relative. Have you been subjected to any probes?: Are you kidding!? I don't let those things anywhere NEAR me!

Comments: Yes, I am signing my own frikking guestbook! Hey, I'm a dork! Yippie! Actually, I'm just making sure this confounded piece of sh*t works!