Scully Got Abducted by the Aliens (to: Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer.)

Disclaimer: I don't know who owns "Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer", but it's not mine. No $$ is being made. This is just for fun.

(sung by Mulder)

Scully got abducted by the aliens
After I met this guy named Duanne Barry
You can say there's no such thing as aliens
But as for me an' Barry, we believe

Barry took her to the mountains
That accended to the stars
I found her necklace in the trunk
But for all I knew they'd taken her to Mars

I found her 4 months later
At the county hospital
They removed a metal implant
But unfortunatly it made a cancer grow

I've been so proud of her family
They've been taking this so well
If only shooting Cancerman
Would wake her from her coma and make her well

Chorus

It's not X-Files without Scully
All the department wants her back
And I just can't help but wonder
Will she like the "Super Stars" or send it back?

Now we've gone out to this mountain
Where the people died of spores
It's a normal case for X-Files
Where people die of strange and exotic sores

Now I've told my friends and neighbors
I know the truth's out there
And the government knows that we
Have been visited by grey/green EBE's

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