Is the glass half empty or half full? (in the words of SW characters.)

Ben: It depends on your point of view.

Han: Hey, what's going on here?

Luke: Half full!

Emperor: Half empty! And for disagreeing with me young Skywalker, you will die!!!

Leia: (inserts data card into R2 who promptly rolls into a wall and is lugged off to be fixed. Take a look on A New Hope. It would've happened!)

Chewie: (translated by 3-PO) Empty! (drinks water)

Vader: What glass? (does choke thing and glass shatters)

(in the words of Star Trek characters)

Borg: It is irrelevant. The glass will be assimilated, resistance is futile!!

Q: I would tell you, but your human brain could not possibly comprehend the answer.

Deanna: I sense there is water in the glass.

Worf: (just glares)

Picard: This question has been asked for generations. It is part of our existence!

Data: (measures water and finds it to be exactly half and half. As a result his neronet short circuits.)

Beverly: Is the glass clean?

Geordi: I can run some diagnostics and have the answer for you in an hour.

Riker: Boy am I thirsty. (Drinks water.) Now, what did you want to ask me?

(in the words of the X-Files characters)

Mulder: It's not water.

Scully: Yes it is!

Mulder: No, it isn't. Look at it's constancy.

Scully: Mulder, it's a liquid.

Cancerman: We cannot let the answer be known!

A.D. Skinner: I'm taking you off the case.

Frohike: What did Scully say?

Scully: I need to run a few tests first.

If 7-11 is open 24hrs a day, 365 days of the year. Why do they have locks on the doors?

(SW)

Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, (in semi unison) 7-11? What the heck is that?!

C-3PO: I'm afraid I am not familiar with the term 7-11.

Darth Vader: (to guards who were asked.) I find your lack of brains disturbing.

(ST)

Data: For the 1/4 day in the year that they get off.

Deanna: I sense your puzzlement, wait that's mine!

Picard: History records that 7-11 was a popular food mart in the late 20^th century. It was generally found at gas stations.

Q: (laughs) You humans are such strange creatures.

Riker: (astonished) 7-11? There hasn't been a 7-11 around for the last 300 years!

Worf (didn't even try asking him.)

Geordi: 7-11? That some type of code?

Beverly: It's been recorded that 7-11's did not serve balanced diet foods. The were very heavy in salts and fats, but tasty.

(X-F)

Mulder: It's been speculated that the employees that work there are actually alien forms that need almost no sleep, but they like the security of locks.

Scully: The results were inconclusive.

Cancerman: (smokes a cigarette in silence refusing to answer)