Ah, the memories.

Hello, my little ones. View the moment of perfect clarity, when it all made sense. See it? This was everything. This was when my life was simple. Now... I am so incredibly confused about everything.

I miss the old ways. Now I'm a big girl, and I'm not supposed to love my video games anymore. I'm supposed to grow up and do grown-up things. Well, no. Uh-uh. I will play Zelda all night if I choose. I will replay all of the Final Fantasies until my head explodes. I will defeat the bad guys, and I will get to live happily ever after. It's what I've always wanted... and it will happen. It has to.
Returnest, thou!