A Florida Vacation Couldn't Tan Me.

I must admit, I look exceedingly pale next to the two lovely ladies on either side of me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Maybe it's because I refused to go outside without my trusty black hat in the daytime, as well as SPF 30. I survived the intense blaze fairly intact, though I slightly singed my upper arms. It was a small price to pay.


I do love those pants. Vinyl pants are a wonder of the modern world. They cling in just the right places. They make a girl feel sexy, yet not through the use of thigh-high slits in skirts, which, frankly, tend to err on the trampy side. Sure, they can be fun too, but you can't dance in them without exposing more than probably intended. Yeah, vinyl pants can be a bit on the overheated side, but you get used to them. Do sign the book on your way out 1