Pick Up Lines
Britney Spears

 
 

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. ***

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Then come to my house and I'll show you to my mirror. ***

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ***

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. *****

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? *****

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. *****

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ****

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? *****

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. *****

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. *****

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. *****

Are you sure you don't have a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you. *****

You must be Jamaican, because ja mak'n me crazy. ****

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! *****

Girl, are you religious? 'Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!*****

Is there a rainbow today? 'Cause I just found the treasure I've been searching for! ****

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". *****

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. *****

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? *****

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your da bomb! ****

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? *****

Baby, your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. *****

Are you from Tennessee?  Because you're the only ten I see! ****

Are you lost ma'am?  Because heaven is a long way from here.*

Were your parents Greek gods?  Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.*

Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?*****

Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?**

I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?*****

Can I borrow a quarter?  Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.****

Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?****

Hi, my name's ( BOB  ), how do you like me so far?*

Bond. James Bond.*

Do you have a library card?  Good, cause I wanna check you out.*****

Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.****

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.**

I want to melt in your mouth and not in your hands.****

Is it hot in here?  Or is it just you?*****

Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?*****

Where have you been all my life?*

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.****

 

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