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DOCTOR WHO
IRRELEVANCE AND
IRREVERENCE TOP TEN

Another ten of the most embarrasing moments ever in Doctor Who

1. Lewis Fiander's accent in Nightmare of Eden
2. The CSO in The Green Death
3. "I'll tell you later" - the Doctor's pitiful explanation of how he escaped the Bandril's missile in Timelash
4. Snakedance
5. Jon Pertwee's "jammer" in The Time Monster
6. Episode 1 cliff hanger from Dragonfire
7. The spaceships in The Moonbase
8. "Nussink in ze vorld can stop me now!" - Underwater Menace
9. The Timelash itself
10. The creature living on the Ogron's planet

Ten of the best episode endings ever

1. Earthshock 1 - "Destroy them! Destroy them at once!"
2. Terror of the Zygons 1 - "Aaaaaah!"
3. Image of the Fendahl 3 - Here come the Fendahleens!
4. Terror of the Vervoids 1 - "Aaaaaaah!" (again)
5. Paradise Towers 1 - "What shall we do now?""Kill him!"
6. Tomb of the Cybermen 2 - "You belong to us...you shall be like us"
7. Ark in Space 2 - Noah looks at his arm...
8. Face of Evil 3 - "Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?"
9. Dalek Invasion of Earth 1 - "Daleks!"
10. The Mind Robber 1 - "Doctor! Aaaah!"

And ten of the worst...

1. Dragonfire 1 - see above
2. The Underwater Menace 3 - see above
3. 100,000BC 2 - "Each one of them has been split open!"
4. Warriors of the Deep 2 - "Brave heart, Tegan!"
5. Planet of the Spiders 3 - Well that was a waste of 25 minutes
6. Power of Kroll 3 - Attack of the rubber tentacles!
7. Four to Doomsday 1 - "Persuasion and Enlightenment"
8. Timelash 1 - "Most people depart...with a scream!"
9. Planet of the Daleks 1 - "Daleks!"
10. The Silurians 6 - Farty music

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