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The views, opinions and tales expressed here were not intended to offend or disrepute but rather they were put foward for your consideration and comment. Many people have suggested that I become a comic and an equal amount (if not more) have suggested that I don't give up the day job. So if you have anything bad to say, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!

Thank you,
- The Author