Just what the hell are they thinking?? This is the ultimate knowledge which every man seeks. I will not fool myself or my readers into thinking that I have even come remotely close to explaining this anomaly, for the true solution lies beyond the realms of science or logic. Science has offered many postulates on this matter but I on the other hand absolutely REFUSE to believe that the simple presence of an extra X-chromosome instead of a Y will result in an entire separation of a species... both physically, behaviourally and mentally.

In my humble opinion such a concept simply defies the will of God. To make one single chromosome control so many traits is indeed poor design. Any Engineer will tell you that. And God being the ultimate Engineer would have most definitely known this and would NOT have made such an erroneous design. The task MUST be divided! Hence I believe that there may be a few chromosome that exist to define the woman. These would contain all the genes that bring forth the final image that we see. Now since traits and behaviour are a function of these genes, making simple observations of the nature of women can aid us in identifying these genes. Hence we can proceed using a scientific Observation - Deduction method.

Observation :

A recent study conducted examined the following situation. A man and a woman were placed in two separate rooms where similar events were going on i.e. the radio was on, the TV was on, the phone rang, someone was speaking, etc. etc. There was a total of 9 different events occurring in each room. Now the woman was driven nearly mad in her room trying to pay attention to each and every event taking place, while what did he man do? He complacently sat himself down in front of the TV and ignored the other noises. This study concluded that women are able to pay attention to anywhere between 7 - 9 simultaneous events while men are only capable of 2-3 events. Now I think the scientists missed an even MORE important observation in this study... and this is that the woman WANTED to pay attention to all 9 even though she clearly could not handle it! The man, not being able to handle all 9, simply focused on what he wanted to thereby enabling him to remain calm through the experience.

Deduction :

Hence I postulate the existence of the Multiple Association, Co-ordination and Observation chromosome (or the MACO chromosome for short).

Now why would they need an entire chromosome to control MACO-ing you may ask? Consider the many traits which must be controlled to implement MACO capabilities.

Firstly, there is the heightened sense of hearing which in itself is truly miraculous. A woman will can hear sounds at about the noise level of a whisper up to 20 feet away. Often you will see a woman taking a seat or seamlessly loitering at such a distance and you think your conversation is safe because clearly it is impossible for her to hear over such a distance but little do we know that they actually can. I discovered this fact quite by accident as I whispered the name of a girl that was sitting at such a distance. To my utter surprise I saw her head shift slightly and her eyes narrowed and I knew I had been caught.

Then there is also the memory factor. Have any of you men ever listened to a female while she recites a story that has been MACO-ed? They often tend to go off into tangents, plots and sub-plots till you yourself are quite lost and cannot remember what the original story was in the first place. Yet they always end it with a big "... but ANYWAY...." and fly right back into the story. Quite amazing.

And what about the "No Breath" mode. This is quite frequently observed especially when a woman is relating a tale and somehow figures that she HAS to get the story out in this breath or it will simply lose all meaning. There is this sense of heightened urgency or panic as she rambles on for 5 unbelievable minutes spitting out sentence after sentence, detail after detail until finally she bursts into a "... but ANYWAY...."

It is my firm belief that such traits are controlled by the MACO chromosome.