A Story

CiNQ's StOrY

"And he held his sword, and he smiled like a knife."
-- Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Recently I was told that my web pages contained no information about me. At first I was proud of that fact, because I could think of all too many pages that only contain pictures of people, their names, pictures of their pets, and links to more links. Then I realized, I know I'm providing content (useless or not), so why can't I feed my ego and inform my internet friends by posting a few facts about me.

First off, boring facts about my existance. I'm the third child (i.e., spoiled brat J/K) who was raised in the suburbs of Philly, PA. I am currently working for www.gemplus.com, making the little thinging you put inside your cell phones. A lot of people think I'm only 18 or 19, but I just turned 80 minus minus on November 12 of this year. Can you even imagine the embarrassment of being carded at a movie theater trying to see Pokemon after 9 o'clock? It's happened to me twice. Instead of calling stinker, you can call me Cy (pronounced as SIGH). I have two rats whose pictures will never be put on my web page!

Now that we got that out of the way, let's discuss something more interesting, like my friends. I've got a lot of interesting friends such as: Ronald (my future apartment co-renter, my sidekick in taking over the world, but who is currently resides in Saturn), Toum and Dia (with whom I've spent countless hours arguing over the smurfs and ex-acquaintances, talking about the worms and the snails), Ko, now lives in NYC (who rollerblades with me and who will one day form the Procrastionator's Club), and thanks for not inviting me to your wedding! Rack (winner of the Official Evil Friend award), Siam and Hammie (winner of Most Email Received From Cy award), and Toum and Me (my two best friends).

Here's the facts that I believe are important about myself.

I can be, well, slightly violent.

I like to be spontaneous. Enjoy camping, outdoors, canoeing and much more. Oh! and sex! Doesn't everyone??!(:

I spend an ungodly amount of time on my computer, playing games, on the internet, performs surgical on the computers, or chatting on the EFnet server with bunch of dictator wannabees. I fear to buy a laptop, because I think I'd lose all track of my real life. !!!

I loved skateboarding, but now I've gotten into rollerblade, but I'm not very good at it. I've bladed Kelly Drive (which is approximately 6 or 7 miles) a few times, and when I have more time I want to try and do it every week or every other week.

One day I will be known as the Future Supreme Dictator of Everything.

I like to steal watches. I also take them as bribes.

Goldfish mysteriously die after being in my house for more than twenty four hours. One of my friends has a goldfish that lived nine years. The damn fish tried to commit suicide on a daily basis. But me? No, my fish won't last a day!

I can say the alphabet backwards and cross my toes at the same time!

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