Hello, Mr. or Ms. Stinkie Reader. This page is dedicated to some things I care about including the stinkers, my future world dictatorship, and weird questions and their answers.
Yes, I'm updating my pages again! I'm going to be adding new recruites, taking off the not so stinking stuff, and generally changing the look of the pages. I'm also going to start putting up links to sites that I'm working on that are scattered around the web. Also, the Team-Invasion of whom I've spent my gooffy hours with, the dorkies friends .

• This page is here to inspire you to write to me.
• My Future Supreme Dictator of Everything page. This page supports and further my plot to become the Future Supreme Dictator of Everything. Visit to gain vital information about the future of the world and your place in it.
• Some stuff I've read including jokes and poetry. No short stories as of yet! Still under construction.
• This little click is for Secret Weapom, the dorkbutts, and also my followers.

"My only advantage is that I'm slightly insane."

• Here is my page of links. This page never contains less than 100 links and I check them all to make sure that they contain content. Be forwarned, this page contains tables.
• The About Me Page! I've finally caved into pressure. Here's a quick piece I wrote on a subject I know well, me! No pictures, just kidding! Do you want to be forced to load a 200K picture of my pet rats?
• A page dedicated to the people I've been hanging with, CARative Styling A.K.A. TEAM-INVASION Thanks Dorks!.

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. 
Now I see that I should have been more specific."

• Pictures of my recruites, and some silly friends.
• Some letters I've received that I feel are worthy of seeing the light of day. Also, I'll have some comments following the letters!

"If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!"

-- Calvin and Hobbes 
  

 Coming Soon To a Page Near You...


The procrastinator's club page.  Because I'm president of it.
A page of quotes I've collected?  I don't know, whatta ya think?
I'm also considering a list of the weirdest quotes my friends have ever said or wrote to me.
Something dedicated to people I couldn't put on the Super Stinker Page.



 Hey, okay, that's it now.  You can go back from whence you came.  Or you could visit one of my links. 
 Either way, it's your free time, not mine.








Cy Rityavong, the boy with a crown and a scepter.
 do yourself a favor, mail him at xcinq@hotmail.com