Welcome to the Kitchen!

At last, here are some of my long-promised favorite dishes! Some of them are family recipes, some I got from friends or from cookbooks, and others I made up myself--but no matter where they came from, I always add my own touch.

By the way, dragons who cook don't call themselves cooks or even chefs, but "food artists"; this is because of the three main rules of dragon cooking: Make it taste good; Make it smell as good as it tastes; and finally, Make it look as good (or at least, as interesting) as it smells!

(p.s.: With any luck, soon I will have delectable photographs of these dishes to accompany the recipes!)


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c=cup(s); tbs=tablespoon(s); tsp=teaspoon(s); lb(s)=pound(s); oz.=ounce(s)

Every dragon KNOWS you start with dessert!! :q

Missouri Cookies
I think these are so named because they look a lot like mud. But don't let their appearance put you off--these are majorly yummy!

Ingredients:

Put the oatmeal and peanutbutter in a BIG mixing bowl, preferably non-metal because you will pour hot stuff into it later, and you may have to hold it. Then, combine all other ingredients except vanilla in a fairly large saucepan over medium heat. Stir to mix. The mixture must be smooth, dark, and chocolaty-looking. Heat until it boils, creating a nice head of froth on top; it will seem very liquid. Let it boil for ONE MINUTE; less or more, and the cookies may not set right. As quickly as possible, pour this chocolate mixture over the dry ingredients, add the vanilla, and mix thoroughly. QUICKLY drop the resulting mixture by spoonsful on to ungreased cookie sheets. Let stand until hardened (or until you really, really want to taste them!) They may take longer to set in humid weather, overnight if it's raining. I don't know exactly how many this makes, but it's never quite enough. :)


"I Love Chocolate"
I made this for my friends once on Valentine's Day. Sorry, dieters!!!

Cake:

Sauce: Topping:

Make up the brownie mix according to the directions for "cake-like" brownies. (This usually means several extra eggs and more oil). Add the strawberries and chocolate chips and mix thoroughly. Pour into two 8" pans of any shape (heart or round is neat, but square will do okay) and bake as directed. Cool for 1/2 hr. or overnight (but see directions for "I Love Chocolate in a Hurry"). Turn one layer out onto a serving plate. Pour a liberal amount of the warm raspberry sauce (below) on this layer, and add a dollop of whipped topping (also below). Place the second layer on top, add a little more sauce and the rest of the topping. Serve with raspberry sauce on the side, and a nice fat fresh strawberry on top (or sprinkled with chocolate chips or whatver else floats your boat.)
Sauce:
Combine defrosted raspberries and orange juice in a saucepan; dissolve cornstarch in the orange juice. Heat until the mixture is nice and thick and bubbly; add the coco powder. Let cool slightly before pouring over the cake. Serve warm! (extra sauce can be stored in the fridge for quite a while in a sealed container; it is good on ice cream & other stuff as well.) Topping:
Just before serving, QUICKLY mix just barely defrosted whipped topping with berry juice and sugar. Spray topping from a can will NOT work in this recipe! (although it may be substituted for the "homemade" topping if you like.)

"I Love Chocolate" in a hurry: If you are pressed for time, forget the whipped topping and just sift powdered sugar over the top of the cake. It looks and tastes just fine. Also, the raspberries can be dumped into the pan mostly frozen and melted as the sauce cooks. (heck, that's how I did it!)


I'm a thoroughly Slovak dragon, so no recipe collection of mine would be without some good recipes from Grandma and Grandpa's heritage. (although I am embarrassed to say that some Slvak staples, like mushrooms and sauerkraut, are not things I ever want to put near my mouth!) These are not for dieters! :)

Kolachky
literally, "little Kolach"
This dish can be made as one big, giant roll folded horse shoe-shaped to fit into a baking pan, or can be made into lots of little rolls baked on a cookie sheet. I prefer the latter because I can make two different flavors (or more) of filling and offer a variety to guests. The big roll is a kolach, the many little ones are kolachky.

Dough, version 1:

Dissolve yeast in warm milk and set aside. Sift together flour, sugar, and salt. Cut in butter with a pastry blender--this will really make you life easier. (Some cookbooks recommend using two knives if you don't have this simple little hand-held kitchen tool, but hands make a much easier, more effective substitute!) Work it until the mixture resembles cornmeal. Beat the eggs well into the sour cream, then add egg mixture and yeast mixture to dry ingredients. Mix well.
Divide dough into four parts for easier handling. Roll out into a quite thin rectangle on a well-floured surface (This dough rises a lot, so unless it is thin, your kolachky will balloon themselves all out of shape. A full-sized kolach can be a little thicker.) Brush with butter and spread on the filling (use jelly or see following recipes).
Roll up about 3" of dough at a time; cut the long, thin roll from the rest of the dough and cut this thin roll into 3" or 4" pieces, to be placed on a greased cookie sheet. Continue until all dough is used. Bake the kolachky in a 350 degree oven for about 25-30 minutes, watching carefully to avoid burning. This dough is far better to be slightly undercooked and moist than overly dry.
[For a kolach, roll the whole business up and coil it onto the pan, seam down. Bake at 350 degrees for about 40 minutes.] NOTE: If you intend to use only one of these fillings, double its recipe. Filling #1--poppyseed:
This is the more labor-intensive, but it is my favorite.