For years christians have been looking for the antichrist's appearance in rock music. Past candidates have included Alice Cooper and more recently Marilyn Manson. But with Alice Cooper playing golf and Marilyn Manson's transformation into a red headed transvestite, we at Anal Log thought we'd jump on this chance to sign the beast before the major labels had a chance to scoop him up.
We are prepared to give $4.00 per unit sold. With the majors offering as little as 15% on each dollar how can you pass up this offer? We really don't currently have the means of publicity that a major label can offer you, but if you're the antichrist, we figure you already have that covered. We also will require that you put "manufactured and distributed by Anal Log" under the 666's you will be stamping on the teenagers foreheads, but this will ensure your freedom as an artist under the Anal Log label.
To qualify you must have a horse's ass and pig's feet. You must also be able to do that cool no pupil thing with your eyes.
Get your demos in today. This offer will expire December 31st, 1999.
Mail to:
ANAL LOG
Box 3915
Terre Haute, IN. 47803
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