According to reliable sources Anal Log
rapper the Enigmatic White Man
is being sought for
$30.00 in damages to a motel room that occured during
his one night stay there.The motel, which shall remain nameless for legal purposes, is said to be nicknamed the "roach motel" because of it's unattractive appearance. Management told the Boogaloo, "He (the enigmatic white man) tore down the shower curtain and duct taped it over the window of the room. There also was vomit in the corner of the room and about twenty empty Diet Big Red soda cans all over the room, one which had dumped over leaving a red stain on the carpet. When the maid entered the bathroom, she found that he had defecated in the toilet, leaving without flushing it. Our maid roberta is still in shock from that. She has called in sick the last 3 days. If that weren't enough there is an unknown stench in the room, which we have been unable to remove thus far. I can only describe it as a cross between b.o and ass. For these damages we are demanding at least $30.00 if not more depending on how much the fumigation will cost."
"Oh my dear Lord! It was grossest thing I ever encountered!", Roberta the cleaning lady describing to us her encouter with the alledged feces,"It was long and thick and very dark green. Like a forest at night. Then I saw a condom embeded into it. I just....uuhhh..I just want to puke."
The Enigmatic White Man, for the record, denies all charges except he does admit to defecating in the toilet saying "Hell yeah I did it! I've never flushed a toilet in my life and I never will! Its my trademark! When the people see shit floating in the toilet, they know the enigmatic one has been there and that makes them happy."
As of this moment the motel has not taken legal action, but are threatening. If and when this happens you can count on The Boogaloo being there with the scoop!
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