ARSE! FECK! DRINK!
In need of updating, i havent been here in 4 years!

Hi I'm Phill young, star of films such as "Whoops, There go my trousers.." and "The egg of terror". Born on the day that the Beatles broke up, and the day that Apollo 13 was launched. My mother having an out of body experience and my father watching the FA cup. This allows me the unusual claim that neither of my parents where at my birth...
Here's a badly scanned picture of me..

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