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  1. Any resemblance of this site to other sites, printed media, information companies or amusement park shooting galleries is purely unintentional. This might be a parody, but who can tell?  Reality is often much worse than fantasy in many cases. 
  2. If you haven't a sense of humor, go back here and don't come back!
  3. May cause skin irritation.
  4. Scientific studies into the long term effects of visiting this site have been inconclusive.
  5. I am the batman.

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