I don't know if there is any copyright on this, and if there is, please tell me and I'll credit you! This was sent by a friend and seems to have been doing the rounds quite recently. Enjoy...!
On the First Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
A Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Second Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Two FBI Agents,
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Third Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI Agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Fourth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Four Peacock inbeds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI Agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Fifth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI Agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Sixth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI Agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Seventh Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Seven Stuffed Speedo's;
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Eighth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me
Eight Eves a-clonin';
Seven Stuffed Speedo's;
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Ninth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Nine tasty Livers;
Eight Eves a-clonin';
Seven Stuffed Speedo's;
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI agents;
And a Flukeman in pear tree;
On the Tenth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Ten various Vampires;
Nine tasty Livers;
Eight Eves a-clonin';
Seven Stuffed Speedo's;
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI agents;
And a Flukeman in a pear tree.
On the Eleventh Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Eleven yappin' Queequeg's;
Ten various Vampires;
Nine tasty Livers;
Eight Eves a-clonin';
Seven Stuffed Speedo's;
Six packs of Morley's;
Five E.B.E.'s;
Four Peacock inbreds;
Three Lone Gunmen;
Two FBI agents;
And a Flukeman in a Pear Tree.
On the Twelfth Dayof X-Files Chris Carter gave to me:
Nothing! Just to keep me in suspense! Damn you Chris Carter!
