>>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
We've
got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
I find your
lack of pants disturbing.
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him
more time!
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
Lock
the door. And hope they don't have pants.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve
them. See to it personally Commander.
You look strong enough to pull the
pants off a Gundark.
Luke... Help me remove these pants.
Great, Chewie,
great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants.
That thing's operational!
Luke.....I am your pants.
A tremor in the
pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
Don't
worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Luke, search
your pants. You know it is true.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for
them are strong.
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants
at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.