>Little Red Riding Hood was going to visit her grandmother, so she put on her little red dress, her little red socks, and her little red panties. Her mother said, "Little Red Riding Hood, take care on the way to Grandma's, because if you run into the Big Bad Wolf, you know what he'll do to you. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and f*** the little red socks off you.

She said, "Don't worry Mama, I'm bringing my shotgun." And off she went. She went along until she met the woodsman on the path to Grandma's house. He said, "Where are you going Little Red Riding Hood?". She said, "I'm going to visit my grandma." He said to her, "Well, take care on the way to Grandma's house, because if you run into the Big Bad Wolf, you know what he'll do to you. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down you little red panties, and f*** the little red socks off you."

She said, "Don't worry. I've brought my shotgun." And off she went. After traveling down the path a ways, who should jump out in front of Little Red Riding Hood, but the Big Bad Wolf! He said, "Aha! Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't have come this way on your journey to visit your grandma. Because, now, you know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and I'm going to f*** your little red socks off."

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the Big Bad Wolf, pulled up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, laid down on the path, spread her legs, pointed the shotgun right at the Big Bad Wolf and said, "Oh no you're >not!! You're going to eat me, just like the book says!!!!

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