> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
> parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
> that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
> > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a > trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy >
for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms >
and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms > he'd
like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the > family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and >all.
> >That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his >
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
> on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's > parents are seated. > > The boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, > and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. Ten minutes pass, and > still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, > the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you > were this religious." > > The
boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a > pharmacist."