>> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. >> (OK in Texas)
>> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector >> wasn't plugged
in. >> 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >> 4. Hey, you
must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up >> with me! Good job! >>
5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? >> 6. I thought you had to
be in relatively good physical >> condition to be a police officer. >>
7. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high >> school instead.
>> 8. Bad cop! No donut! >> 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are
you? >> 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. >> 11. Didn't
I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ? >> 12. Is it true that people become
cops because they are too >> dumb to work at McDonald's? >> 13. I pay
your salary! >> 14. So, uh, you on the take, or what? >> 15. Gee, Officer!
That's terrific. The last officer only >> gave me a warning, too! >>
16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one >> of us does. >>
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there >> is no other
car around-that's how far ahead of me they are. >> 18. What do you mean, "Have
I been drinking?" You're the >> trained specialist. >> 19. Well,
when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, >> my gun fell off my lap and
got lodged between the brake >> pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed
out of control. >> 20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this
>> .44 magnum. (Also OK in Texas). > >