> > > It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. > > > She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
with > > > straps. > > > > > > As they walk through the
ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large > > > gorilla, the gorilla
goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with > > > one hand (and 2
feet), panting and pounding his chest with the free > > > hand. He is obviously
excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. > > > > > > The husband,
noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the > > > poor fellow.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her > > > bottom, and play
along. > > > > > > She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that > > > would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests
that she let one of her > > > straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is
just about to tear the bars down. > > > > > > Now try lifting your
dress up your thighs... this drives the gorilla > > > absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, > > > rips open the
door to the cage and slings her in with the gorilla. > > > > > >
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"