"The truth shall set you free." —John 8:32 "If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be." —Yogi Berra "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." —Yoda "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." —Ghandi "This time, like all times, is a very good one if we but know what to do with it." —Ralph Waldo Emerson "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?" —Satchel Paige "It ain't braggin' if you can do it." —Babe Ruth "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." —Old Irish Saying "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." —Ozzy Osbourne "Motives are incidental." —Randy, from SCREAM "D*mn the man." —Lucas, from Empire Records "I'm only paranoid because they want me dead." —Jerry, from Conspiracy Theory "If everyone was silent, I wouldn't be an outcast." —Silent Outcast "Don't strive too hard, popularity is overrated." —Adhesive "Why are boys so complicated? You never know what they are thinking or even what they'll do next!! I think girls, or at least me, should have a neat little device that would enable us to read their minds! *hehe* =) That way we won't get confused! We'll also know when a guy is about to dump us and we could tell what the real reason is for that! And if they lie...well I just won't go into the details of the torture we'd put them through!" —Sheila "Punk will not die." —©¥ßË®ÐÊ/|/|ØÑ "We seem to sweat in ice and freeze in fire." —Juliet 18 "Mole hills may be smaller than mountains, but they are easier to trip over." —Amy [ my cousin ] "I think I just downloaded in my pants." —Danny Gaston "Si tu ne l'aime pas, tu peux léche ma noix." —My brother [no current internet handle] "Not having a policy is the best polity." —Vector if you have a quote you would like me to add, please e-mail it to me. —The Management