OK, here are the rules! We must have rules. Don't even ask.

Humans are just that way.

And you have to have ten rules ... Always ... You wanna Guess why!

	Rule 1:   Rule 2: Rule 3: Rule 4: Rule 5: Rule 6: Rule 7: Rule 8: Rule 9: Rule 10:	Higher Intelligence is a requirement! If you're not qualified EXIT now!!! If you're not having fun why bother! Practice laying eggs instead. The Prince's word is final ... pure and simple ... FINAL ... !!NADT!! Final! After each mystery you are obligated to click your heals twice, at least, and hope for the best. Yes! Do you want to play often? Great! Shower the Prince with lots of praises! Only joking. Praise is nice. If you're having fun tell all your freinds: phone them, email them, send my website URL to them. Think what fun it will be for you if they are having fun as well. Anyway good luck! You don't have friends? Climb to the mountaintop and practice laying; you'll be amazed how many friends you will have. You have an obligation {period} to praise the Prince profusely. Oh, I did say that before. Did I? It really isn't that important. But it's nice. You can start now! Always read the instructions before each mystery. It might save your life. If you don't know that this is purely for entertainment, you're disqualified so EXIT HERE!!!