Those Present on Friday and Saturday:
Monica, Raven, Christy, Bonnie, Morgan, Andy, Mike, and John
Those Present on Saturday Only:
Gwen, John (aka Rhymer)
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May the Force be with you...
Yeah, it will be.
Well, everyday but Tuesday. That’s the Force’s Bowling Night. It can’t help you then.
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There’s something developing on the couch.
*I’LL SAY*
Saaaaaaaay!
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Hey, uhh, Monica, Faire Truth or Dare.
(Raven & Morgan for Monica who’s asleep) I’ll take the dare, please.
(Monica, who wasn’t asleep after all) I heard that.
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Oh dear God!
Hi this is God, your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and the next available representative will take your call in the order it was received. Hi this is God, your call is important to us...
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So, Mike, what’s your deepest darkest sexual fantasy?
Well, all I’ve got to say is that it involves Mac and two sheep.
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So, you’d just strip bare, right now...
:::Andy does so, in near darkness:::
Andy, you have to do it again, I didn’t have my glasses on!
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I had this dream ... and I didn’t know whether he was dead or not... and then there was this war... and then years and years went by... and so then I went home and-
Damn it, was he dead or not!
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Uh, I’m having a "Chasing Amy" moment here.
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So John, exactly how much Nair do you go through for those palms, anyway?
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Goddamnit!
Hi this is God, your call is important to us...
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And then I was at this farm... and he walked up to me, but I knew that something wasn’t quite right... And so he said, "I have to tell you something..."
Monica :...I’m pregnant
Raven: ...I’m dead.
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:::Monica, relating something she had watched:::
We were watching(LoveLine) and this guy got up to the microphone and told about how he was dating this girl, but he went out with some friends, and this other girl went down on him. But that wasn’t his problem. Oh no!
His problem was that the girl who went down on him had gum in her mouth, and he’d had to cut it out of his pubic hair. He wanted to know what he should tell his girlfriend.
No problem, just shave the rest of it.
There were some comments made on the fact that he was obviously going after a high class women. And that she had been blowing a lot more than bubbles.
:::Then, the real fun began:::
Sung : Does your chewing gum loose it’s flavor on the bed post overnight?
Sexually suggestive bubble-gum names:
Blow Pops
Big Red
Juicy Fruit
Cina-Burst
Spear-a-mint
Bazooka Joe
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What kind of music would God have on his automated company directory?
God’s busy right now, will you hold please?
The Girl from Epaneema
Raindrops are Falling on My Head
Pennies from Heaven
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I channel all my dark sexual fantasies into my stories.
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Was he dead or not, damnit!
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This telepathy moment has been brought to you by...
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We saw more than Andrew’s soul.
And you *liked* it!
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John’s out cold.
Let’s put his bra in the freezer!
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Web sights for God: www.god.com // www.theAlmighty.com // www.supernatural/bigguy.com
www.myworld.com
Hi, this is God. We’re having problems with our ISP connection right now, please try back later.
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You can love Doug. Just don’t LOVE Doug.
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Tell me any Buffy spoilers and I’ll kill you!
Did you say Bucky?
No, Buffy.
On next weeks Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: Buffy realizes that she’s a guy. Has a sex change operation and is now "Bucky, The Vampire Slayer."
Do not take Buffy in vain!
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Just admit it, you’re an exhibitionist.
There’s no shame in that.
Well, no, that’s why I’m an exhibitionist. No shame.
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Protect the chocolate!
At ANY cost!
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We will put grapes in Monica’s cleavage! And it’ll be like a feeding trough. We’d get to the gates and men would be, like, "Ooohhhh!"
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Morgan’s sexual fantasy is to make love to Big Bird.
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Hazzah Goddamnit!
Hi this is God....
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We also have Fruit Loops for your dining pleasure.
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I mock tragedy!
Then it mocks me right back.
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Okay, no money, a bottle of wine, and Faire. Yup! Plastered! Happy, but plastered.
Acknowledgements:
Idea for this page was inspired by the qoute-list page of The Sunnydale Slayers
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