You have come to the walls of the great castle where lives the "Knights of the Realm of the DragonLady's Lair". Sir Nuke and his brotherhood are the Champions, Protectors, and Defenders of the good people of the DragonLady's Lair, the greatest chat room in all of PowWow. Be you a lady in distress or a fellow knight in need of help, Sir Nuke will come to your aid. He is devoted to his Queen, "Lady Danube", for she is his sustenance in life. They both frequent the Lair and all its good people. Within these walls you will meet and get to know a little about those good people, for without them Sir Nuke would not have a quest to pursue. A quest of good over evil, and right over wrong, so if you are one that can not abide by the creed of this Realm, do not enter here, you may just lose your head. And even if you can, step carefully and mind your manners for there be dragons here and they might just be hungry.
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