WARNING: this page may contain pornography - if you're lucky
Then again, it may not,
To anyone sent here looking for the MALL NINJA
background - what I did was to simply re-post the html from my last saved copy
of the thread. I altered a few bits so that things would work better.
His appearance on the HK forums is now up
If you
have questions, insults, or comments, keep 'em to yourself. Or send them to me,
it's pretty much the same thing.
MALL NINJA
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E-mail
Please note that this is my public e-mail. Lots of spam, lots of drek,
mailing lists, etc. Nothing of much consequence. If you're a real
person, you should know the other one(s).
We all know how these work
It's like an answering machine - ignore it. The best way to get my attention is through
the real e-mail addresses (pretty standard), send me a piece of real mail (never happens)
or, as balance of the two, come over to my neighborhood and shoot off a magazine, quickly.
Read what others have written
there have been hits since October 13, 97
always remember where
you hide the bodies
Second page of drek; the usual stuff - links, a few pictures.... pretty standard
Dead links
removed january 1, 1999 and never again, since no one gives a shit. After
all, this is primarily just webspace for serving files people need, now.
awards I like to
pretend I've won
Yes, several lines of blank space now inhabit this area. What once was, now ain't.
Canonical list of
International Swearing
The Quotes
section
now you no longer have to go to the bottom of the page for these
little gems.....but they are still there
Dee Dee is a very, VERY odd
duck.
Terrorists are people too.
Can
you actually believe that anyone would go down this far?
Well, as a special
treat to you.....rumor has it that there is now a secret directory of files that
aren't listed on any other page on this account.....maybe not.
12/30-
Okay, to appease the childish I'm actually going to
link it. Secrets That
really wasn't so hard to think of, was it?
All the discussion
boards that I had linked to here, have since encountered server problems and
died or re-located. Which means that since I write my pages offline, I won't
bother to do the direct links to the boards.
The Firing Line
The
FAL FILES
It's a nice day outside, somewhere. Go out and play. If you can't do that much, test your
Ruck and LBE