Or it would be not my business, except the cliff you are inching your way up happens to conceal my lair. But you are a pragmatist. A real-world type. Not interested in things you cannot see or prove. Modern society has conditioned you to not see what, by popular belief, does not exist.

Oh, how much you humans miss!

It's delightful to watch humans react to being suddenly and irrevocably enlightened. I may not be the oldest dragon around, but I have figured this out: humans are wonderful at adapting. Watching them adapt to a suddenly changed world-view can be very educational. So, perhaps I will take the oppurtunity to inform *you*.