A l i e n C o o k b o o k
A different look at the alien
Alien Tail Soup:
Ingredients:
- One adult alien
- 9 liters of water
- 4 big onions
- 2 bags of bouillion
- 4 tablespoons of salt
- 3 tablespoons of pepper
- Eventual some vegetables.
1. Kill the alien.
2. Let it be for about 5 days, as this neutralize the acidblood.
3. Use a carving knive and cut off the alien's tail. It is easiest if you cut
between the exosceleton "scales". Beware - the acid blood might still be
potent enough to melt a hole in something. If so - leave it for about 2 days
before you make a new attempt. Remember - it is perfectly safe if you don't
rush!
4. Boil the water and put the alien tail in the hot water.
5. After 1 hour, add bouillion, salt and pepper.
6. Let this boil for 2 hours.
7. Then add the onions and vegetables (if you want some) and boil until the
veggies are edible
8. Cool off and enjoy!
Barbecued newborn chestburster
Ingredients:
- One newborn chestburster per person - no older than 4 hours (they tend to
develop exosceleton and acidblood when older than this)
- Spicy sause - your favorite. Everything tastes good on this
- Your favorite spices - for instance pepper, salt and chili (which would
be mine...)
- Salat of your own choice
What is so convenient about barbecued newborn chestburster is that it is very
tasty, almost everyone like it and it is just as tasty if you prefer chili on it or
just salt... The unconvenience about this is that a newborn chestburster is
quite hard to come by. I recommend to get yourself an impregnated alien egg,
send it to your neighbour and just sit and wait for the right moment. If you
have other people of dislike than your neighbour, it's ok to send it to them.
Just be sure to be at close hand when it 'bursts' - but for heavens sake - not TOO close.
1. Kill the chestburster
2. Put a metal rod through it's body
3. Put on favorite sauce/spices
4. Barbecue it...
Invite your friends and family for a nice meal in the beautiful summer evening!
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