7. You've made a to scale, fully operational Powerloader out of toothpicks.
1. You make your room look like an exact replica of the hive, complete with a scale model of the Queen alien made out of gum you've chewed the last 5 years.
2. Instead of "going to bed", you refer to it as "going into hypersleep".
3. Your bed is a cryotube chamber.
4. When "Aliens: Special Edition" came out on DVD, you bought the DVD system just so you could see the movie.
5. Every time you get near a glass of milk, you just have to do your impersonation of Bishop or Ash.
6. Whenever your in an office building, you climb in the air ducts and yell out: "WHERE'S THE LANDING BAY FROM HERE?!?"
7. You've made a to scale, fully operational Powerloader out of toothpicks.
8. You've made a website like this.
9. You maintain a website like this.
10. When you signed up with the United States Marine Corps you thought you were going to get a Smartgun.
11. You try to order Alien: Resurrection through Pay-Per-View, but since you don't have it, you put your hands on the screen and you can tell what's happening by the movement of the TV set.
12. You insist that cabbages are Alien eggs.
13. You've ordered Aliens stuff through QVC.
14. You've designed your car to look like the APC on Aliens.
15. You've cocooned your neighbor's cat to the side of your wall.
16. You think your tongue is turning into another mouth.
17. You've changed your name to one of the charecter's names.
18. You named your kids after all the charecter's from Aliens.
19. You whatch Aliens once a week.
20. Your convinced your dog has an alien enbryo inside it.
21. You buy the action figures.
22. You refer to your boss as the Queen Alien.
23. Put in your own Aliens joke here.
24. When your kids are complaining about a monster under the bed you tell them, "My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are."
25. You get most of the jokes in here.
26. Your trying to clone Sigourney Weaver so she can fight the Aliens that are about to bust out of your dog and neighbor's cat.
27. Your seriosly thinking of having an operation to give you a sixth finger to go along with your 2nd mouth.
28. You believe your neighbor is keeping facehuggers in his garage.
29. You where Aliens underwear.
30. You wrote a list like this.
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