Magic Knights Rayearth
			    Generation SAA
				Level 1
			   "Neo Genesis MKR"

			Produced By: songshadow@hotmail.com
			Directed By: This thing's =directed=?!
		Original Concept By: angey@singnet.com.sg
				     jainasw@hotmail.com
				     songshadow@hotmail.com
	MKR is property of CLAMP and producing Anime corporations etc.

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[SINGAPORE]
[PUBLIC SPORTS STADIUM, TOP ROW BLEACHERS]
[EXCITED SCREAMS AND CHEERING]

A VOICE FROM BEHIND THE BLEACHERS
	What are we doing here again?
SECOND VOICE ANSWERS RESIGNEDLY
	School sports meet, Shar.

[CAMERA ROTATES TO BEHIND THE BLEACHERS]
FIRST VOICE
	Oh... right.

[REST ON 3 TEENAGE FEMALES (HUMAN) TURNING THEIR BACKS
 ON THE ON-GOING EVENTS]
[SHAR HAS A CEREAL BOX, A JUICE CARTON, A NOTEBOOK AND
 A PEN]
[AM HAS A SKETCHPAD, 2 PENCILS, AN ERASER AND A PICTURE
 OF HIKARU]
[ANGEY HAS 3 BOOKS OF MAGIC KNIGHTS RAYEARTH BY CLAMP]

AM PUTS HER PENCIL DOWN WITH FLORISH
	There, done! Only... I can't seem to make her
 cute enough. Hmm...
SHAR LOOKS AT THE SKETCH
	Shorter chin, longer bridge of nose.
     TAKES A SWIG OF JUICE
	And try sharper angles in her eyes.
     MUNCHES ON A HANDFUL OF PUFFED RICE
     SCRIBBLES IN HER NOTEBOOK
ANGEY PUTS DOWN HER MANGA
      LOOKS AT SHAR'S LITTLE SPREAD
	Shar, what's all this? A picnic??
SHAR NODS ENTHUSIASTICLY WITH A "YOU-KNOW-IT" GRIN
ANGEY ROLLS EYES IN EXASPERATION
AM LAUGHS
ANGEY SIGHS
	Want to get out?
SHAR
	Where?
AM
	How?
SHAR SHRUGS
	The gate?
ANGEY SIGHS
	I don't know... suggest a place.
AM GRINS
	Cephiro?
SHAR LAUGHS
	Am!
ANGEY GAINS A THOUGHTFUL LOOK
	Hmm......

[THE CEMENT LIQUIDFIES UNDER THEIR FEET AND GAINS
 INDEPENDENCE]
[MAKES A GRAB FOR AM, ANGEY AND SHAR]

SHAR
	Wha the??!!!
AM
	Argh?!

[CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO LONELY PLANET IN SILENCE]

[OPENING]

[AZURE BLUE SKY, CLOUDLESS AND CALM]
[3 TEENAGE FEMALES (HUMAN) SUDDENLY APPEAR, FALLING]

ANGEY PRAYING FRANTICLY
AM CLUTCHING STATIONERY AND HOLDING DOWN SKIRTS
	Shar...? What's going on?
SHAR CALMLY CHEWING CEREAL
	Not sure. Looks like Angey's zapped us to an
 alt reality.
AM
	Oh... so what do we do now?
SHAR SHRUGS
	Dunno. Brought your discman?
AM PATS THE KNAPSACK IN HER LAP
	In my bag.
SHAR
	Cool. We'll live.

[SILENCE]

SHAR
	Is it me, or are we a mighty long time down.
AM
	Feels like Alice through the rabbit hole.
SHAR
	Is there anything we can do around here?
ANGEY
	Call for help?
SHAR LOOKS AROUND
	Not going to do us any good if nobody's
 gonna hear us.
ANGEY
	At least it's something to do...
SHAR
	True. Waste of effort, but true.
AM GRINS
	You're just lazy.
SHAR GRINS BACK
	You know it!

AM POINTS AT A DISTANCE
	Hey look, there's our ride!
SHAR
	Heh, about time.
ANGEY FROWNS SLIGHTLY
	Um... That doesn't look very, you know......
AM
	It's... that giant flying fish......
SHAR
	Not as great in flesh, eh?

[THEY LAND ON THE GIANT FLYING FISH WITHOUT MISHAP
 AND ARE CARRIED TO FRIENDLY SOLID GROUND]

ANGEY LOOKS AROUND UNCERTAINLY
	Um... we ARE in Cephiro, are we?
AM
	Are we?
SHAR GRINS
	We're not at the sports meet. That's all I
 care! I'm not even going to complain about that fish
 smell. In fact, I think I shan't even mention it!

THUNDERING MALE VOICE FROM A NEARBY CLIFF
	Nanji ma-de... (string of Japanese none of
 the girls understand)
A DWARF APPEARS ON THE CLIFF, FACE HIDDEN IN SHADOWS
	Igalu wa nani wo omotte ga! (More
 un-understandable Japanese)

AM
	Angey, Shar? What's he saying?
ANGEY
	Don't look at me, I only took lessons for a
 year!
AM AND ANGEY LOOK MEANINGFULLY AT SHAR
SHAR BLINKS INNOCENTLY
	What? Oh no, don't look at me, I've no idea
 what that guy's talking about either!
     RECALLS THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE TERM PAPER IN HER
 BAG WITH THE APPLAUDABLE SCORE OF 20%
AM SMILES ANGELICALLY
	Sure you do! You just wrote it, didn't you?
SHAR SWEATDROPS AND SPLATS... OPPS!
     GETS BACK ON HER FEET AND SIGHS
     CALLS UP TO THE DWARF STILL RAMBLING ON
	Chotto ne! Hitotsu ji wo kotaeru! Kore wa
 doko no? Anta wa nanimono? Honyaku-ki wo agedemoii?
AM GRINS
	There, that wasn't so bad, was it.
DWARF
	Cephiro. Clef.
    THROWS DOWN A LITTLE BLACK BOX
ANGEY
	He didn't just mean what I thought he meant?
AM POKES THE BLACK DEVICE
	What's this?
SHAR PICKS UP THE BOX
	We're in Cephiro, Angey. That's Clef. This is
 the translator I requested.
ANGEY
	Demanded, you mean.
SHAR SHRUGS
	I suck at polite forms, okay?
AM LAUGHS
	Perfect excuse for being rude!
	
CLEF
	Don't you women ever shut up?!
     JUMPS DOWN FROM THE CLIFF
     LANDS IN FRONT OF SHAR, ANGEY AND AM
	How do you propose to save the world, so wet
 behind the ears?!
SHAR STUDIES TRANSLATOR
	Surprise, this thing actually works.
ANGEY BRIMMING WITH EXCITEMENT
	Oh, cool! We get to be the Magic Knights?
AM LOOKS DOWN AT CLEF
	You know, somehow I imagined him to be taller.
SHAR LOOKS AROUND CRITICALLY
	Oh, I dunno. I didn't expect this place to be
 so... motley. They oughtta sack the landscape artist.
ANGEY
	Shar, don't be so cynical! I can't believe it,
 we're actually in Cephiro, going to be Magic Knights!
SHAR
	Believe it already. You brought us here.
ANGEY GRUMBLES
	Great. Can't you at least try to be excited?
 Here's my wildest daydream come true and all you do
 is comment on the gardening?
SHAR CASTS ANGEY A SUSPICIOUS LOOK
	I thought your wildest daydream was marrying
 that what'shisname Jeremiah or something.
AM PRICKS UP HER EARS
	Who?
ANGEY BLUSHES
	SHAR!
SHAR
	Anyway, you've any idea what a Magic Knight
 does? Not the kind of job description I'd jump at.
 C'mon, who're they kidding? It doesn't even pay!

CLEF TURNING PURPLE WITH RAGE
	Can't you women LISTEN to me??? I'm trying
 to explain what's happening here!
AM SMILES
	Oh, sorry.
SHAR CROSSES HER ARMS
	Sorry, kid, we know what's going on.
CLEF STEAMS WITH RAGE
	Don't call me kid!!!
SHAR
	We're stuck here in a world where will calls
 the shots until we slay the "Pillar" of this anime
 D&D fantasy. Okay, if you'll give us our magic armour
 and powers now, we'll be on our way.
CLEF IS TAKEN ABACK
     REGAINS COMPOSURE
	I see you know what you're doing. Good.
     PICKS UP THE HEM OF ANGEY'S UNIFORM
     RUBS THE MATERIAL BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
	Hmm... flimsy stuff, this...
SHAR RAISES HER HACKLES
	Al~right! Take your dirty paws off her!
CLEF
	But I was just...
AM CUTS CLEF OFF
	It's okay, Shar, he's just checking.
CLEF MUMBLES SINCE NO-ONE'S REALLY LISTENING
	Yeah, I was just checking the material...
AM CONTINUES
	He's too old to do anything to Angey anyway.
SHAR THOUGHTFULLY
	Oh, right...
     LAUGHS LIGHTLY
	What can one old fossil do against Brown-Belt
 Angey?
ANGEY PROTESTS
	Only blue-belt......
CLEF TURNS INTO STONE (Anime effect, not enemy attack)
AM PRODS CLEF
	Clef?
ANGEY
	Oh no! Now look what you've done!
SHAR TAKES CLEF'S STAFF
	Oi.
     BONKS CLEF WITH THE HEAVY END OF THE STAFF
AM
	Hey, I wanted to do that!
SHAR HANDS AM THE STAFF
	Sorry, here.
AM BONKS CLEF
   GRINS
ANGEY GROANS
	You two...
CLEF BREAKS OUT OF THE STONE
	Stopit stopit! You'll stunt my growth!
SHAR IN A NOT-SO CONFIDENTIAL WHISPER TO AM
	It already is, heh.
CLEF
	How DARE you!!!
SHAR UNCONCERNEDLY
	Arr, shut up already and give us our eq so
 we can get going.
CLEF SCOWLS
	Don't I get any respect anymore these days?!
AM STATES THE OBVIOUS TO THE OBLIVIOUS
	No.
   GIVES CLEF BACK HIS STAFF
CLEF CONJURES ARMOUR FOR SHAR, ANGEY AND AM

[BLUE AND WHITE ARMOUR APPEARS ON SHAR]
[RED AND WHITE ARMOUR APPEARS ON ANGEY]
[GREEN AND WHITE ARMOUR APPEARS ON AM]

CLEF CONJURES COLOURED MAGE-WINDS FROM HIS STAFF

[A BLUE MAGE-WIND ENCIRCLES SHAR]
[A RED MAGE-WIND ENCIRCLES ANGEY]
[A GREEN MAGE-WIND ENCIRCLES AM]

CLEF MOTIONS FOR ANGEY TO KNEEL
	There is a power within you. Do you
 understand?
ANGEY SPEAKING AS IF IN A DREAM
	Yes... yes, there is a word... waiting to
 emerge...
SHAR GRUMBLES
	Oh, great. 2 hours I spend talking her into
 believing she's worth anything and he convinces her
 of crazier stuff in under ten words.
AM LAUGHS
	Oh, come on, Shar. It's your turn.
SHAR GRUMBLES
	Fine fine fine fine.
     EYES CLEF SUSPICIOUSLY
CLEF EYES SHAR ANGRILY

[DANGEROUS SPARKS FLY BETWEEN CLEF AND SHAR]

SHAR SMILES SARCASTICLY
	Aren't you going to tell us the dangers of
 our magics?
CLEF
	I'm sure you know without my telling.
SHAR
	Heh, maybe. But it's procedure, ain't it.
CLEF LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY AT SHAR
     CLEARS HIS THROAT
	Ah, okay. The strength of your magic depends
 on the strength of your will-power. If you're not
 careful and attempt things beyond your abilities,
 your magic can backfire and consume you instead of
 your enemy.
SHAR BREAKS IN
	But if you need to have enough control to get
 the power in the first place, how can you attempt
 anything beyond your ability?
CLEF FOSSILFIES AGAIN
ANGEY SWEATDROPS AND GROANS
AM GRINS
SHAR SHRUGS AND PICKS UP CLEF'S STAFF
AM
	You did that on purpose. You set him up so
 you could ask that dumb question of yours!
   LAUGHS
	Shar! That's terrible!
SHAR SHRUGS
	It was fun, does it matter? Okay, let's get
 going. The faster we're done the faster we get home.
 I don't want to miss Gundam W and YAT again.

[OUR KNIGHTS START OFF INLAND, INTO THE FOREST OF
 SILENCE]

AM
	But that's tomorrow afternoon. We'll get
 back at the same time as we left.
SHAR SWINGS THE STAFF ACROSS HER SHOULDERS
	Whatever. I just don't want to miss them
 again. I'll kill myself, I swear!
AM LAUGHS
ANGEY ROLLS HER EYES
SHAR
	Well, okay. Maybe not. I'll make sure my
 li'll bro goes first. Then whoever made me miss
 them. Then... ...
ANGEY
	Whatever you're planning, Shar, I don't
 want to know!

[THE KNIGHTS GROW SMALLER AND FURTHER AWAY AS THEY GET
 CLOSER TO THE FOREST OF SILENCE FOR THEIR NEXT STAGE
 IN MAGIC KNIGHTHOOD TRAINING]

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    |:   SHAR GAINS 400 EXPIERENCE POINTS.		:|
    |:   ANGEY GAINS 400 EXPIERENCE POINTS.		:|
    |:   AM GAINS 400 EXPIERENCE POINTS.		:|
    |:							:|
    |:   SHAR GETS A TRANSLATOR.			:|
    |:							:|
    |:   SHAR GETS BASIC MAGIC ARMOUR.			:|
    |:   ANGEY GETS BASIC MAGIC ARMOUR.			:|
    |:   AM GETS BASIC MAGIC ARMOUR.			:|
    |:							:|
    |:   SHAR GETS A MAGIC STAFF.			:|
    |:							:|
    |:   ANGEY GAINS FIRE-BASED MAGIC, SPELL UNKNOWN.	:|
    |:							:|
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I'm not even going to claim bardic immunity;
After this whole thing's done, people who wants pieces of me
Will just come get them any way. I just want to say, I have no
Regrets over what I'm doing, to Clef or anyone/thing else in the near future.