Sung to Uncle Cracker's "Follow me"
You don't you met her, you don't know why, you can't run away and say "goodbye".
All you know is when you're with her, she makes you ill.
But she still spreads her legs, says she's takin' the pill. I'm singin',
Swallow me, everything is all wrong.
Her virgin cherry is way long gone.
Her pussy's wide and her tits sag low, she's a pepsi suckin', nasty, fat crack hoe.
I'd be worried 'bout the rubber you wear, 'cause while you weren't lookin' she poked holes in there.
You're feelin' horny, and I'm well aware, but if you stick your dick in, be prepared! I'm singin':
Swallow me, everything's gone wrong.
I decapitated my favorite bong!
And if you wanna see, I can guarentee: You won't find all the pieces of Puffy...
She'll take your money, drag you in debt.
Better off if she where dead.
She's the reason the bills don't get paid,
You're screwin' your credit just to get laid!
Swallow me, my lunch is long gone.
I thought of Sandy in a skimpy thong!
So if you'll excuse me, I've gotta heave. I never saw nobody so nasty.
I lost some money, I started to cry.
I couldn't help it, I was so fuckin' fried!
I'll get her back with the demons I send,
Thank you Hautôr, you're my new best friend!
Swallow me, everything is still wrong.
I'm sick of singin' this god damn song!
Her pussy's wide and her tits sag low, she's a pepsi swillin' nasty, fat crack hoe!
A brief side note, do not piss either myself nor Brandon off or you will find yourself immortalized in song as well...
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