Klingon
Bitch Brigade
Who are we?:
We are the KBB , members of Battlegroup
.
We are an elite group of Female
Klingons with Bitchy attitudes,
we do not attribute this to KMS
(Klingon Menstrual Syndrom) .
Although we are all sisters we
can only accept those Klingons
who prove to be worthy of the name
[BITCH] KBB. <G>
We are the official Honour Guards
of Battlegroup,
and as such have various duties:
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Escort and Protect our glorious leader Colonal.
K'Lagg at all Activities and Functions.
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Escort and Protect all our Ship Commanders at
all Conventions and Activities.
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Escort all diplomats, and VIP's at Conventions
and Functions.
KBB GUIDELINES
Proper Attitude :
The proper way for a member
of the KBB to act is to put on your Bitchiest attitude
(Remember Klingon Women are born
to be Bitches).
This club is only for fun so do
not over do it.
Remember Lursa and B'Etor, they
were the personification of the word BITCH.
Proper Attire :
Lots of leather and lace.
Whips and chains are a must.
The more cleavage the better but
do not over do it.
Remember people this is only a
fan club check your attitudes at the door at events.
Klingons are fictional characters
please do not take this seriously we are not the military.
KBB COMMAND STAFF
LtCol.
Khy'Lik sutai-Kurkura
Head Bitch and Founder
LtCol.
Kaloc sutai-Kurkura First
Bitch
Maj. CHeraL vestai-Kurkura
Second Bitch
Lt.
T'ath tai- Bonerath
Third Bitch and KBB Training Officer
KBB Members:
LtCmdr.
Kellien
sutai-Kahl
LtCmdr.
K'Chal vestai Kafrn
LtCmdr.
K'owK'ary vestai-Tuq'mar
Being a slave
Being Your slave, What should I
do but tend Upon the hours and times of Your desire?
I have no precious time at all
to spend, Nor services to do, till You require it.
Nor, dare I hide the world-without-end
hour Whilst I my Sovereign, watch the clock for You,
Nor think the bitterness of absence
sour When You have bid Your servent once adieu;
Where You may be, or Your affairs
suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and
think of nought Save,
where You are how happy You make
those.
So true a fool is love that in
Your will,
Though You do any thing, he thinks
no ill.
K'William poetictai-Shakespeare-Kurkura*
Sonnet 57
* Yes, we claim his dead body
as our own!
In the interest of co-operation between slaves
(with a little back stabbing thrown in for fun;) I'll point out a few blunders
in the statements you've made below...this will benifit all slaves.
Slave #9 - the lucky slave.
Well you know, I happen
to have handcuffs, swords, spears, staves, which is Good! Most B's enjoy
a little blood play now and then and other fun things to use on any bitch
who is willing to have a "to us on"? No, no, they use such things on us
if we're bad (or is that good?) "bitch" is likely the biggest no, no, of
them all. The proper word is "Bitch"; see the difference?
Slave #13 - the helpful slave. (who
feels slightly guilty for using the word "Bitch" so much even with the
capital "B")
Hmm...I wouldn't know, I'll
have to ask "your" Bitch (in quotations because they own us, not the other
way around) about that ;) All in fun; but how about having some help from
the Bitches on how they like to be treated? Do we give them roses or just
send them the thorns?
Some KBB Slave pics:
This is the updated list of slaves for the KBB.
Khy'Lik said to remind everyone that your number means nothing, the number
is just given to each slave in the order that they joined as a slave, and
if anyone is missing let her know asap.
#1 K'Lagg
#2 K'Craig
#3 Joesph
#4 KRIS
#5 G'ob L'in
#6
K'Eldak
#7 K'Hung
#8 K'Drix
#9 Tagh - the lucky slave.
#10 Kev'Lar
#11 Morvath
#12 SAIRACK
#13 Tou'Val - the helpful slave.
#14 Kahloth
#15 Gorvak
#16
Kor'Vak
PICK A SLAVE ,
ANY SLAVE
If we are missing a slave please
let us know ASAP!! <G>
For more information on the KBB or Battlegroup
please contact
LtColonel. Khy'Lik sutai-Ka'Ching ORBattlegroup
Command
Kaloc
with little K'Meg daughter of Khy'Lik & K'Lagg.
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