There is a saying, that goes like this:
Should you not pay attention to the errors of the
past, you are bound to repeat them again.
Thus I am going to tell you all a story from the days
of bygone yesteryears, that will hopefully bring
wisdom to you all.

The tale begins with Zbarakouak in his teens,
thousands of years in the past, well before the Great
TzaTzikiClysm, traveling with a group of friends
towards an unexplored zone.
At his side were Kavlas the BackPartier (before the
tragedy of village ThroatDeep) Maaluska (the mother of
the gruesome offspring Adepali),Skatias, Dionysos,
Fasoli (the greatest grandgreatgrandfather of the
failure Fasoli we know today) and the father of
everything useless Partonagalias.
Maaluskas inate ability to drag the group around in
situations unknown (something that was inherited by
Adepali and her mutated child Jahau) had put the group
in yet another fine mess, since they didnt have time
to supply themselves with food water recalls and
milkies when leaving the Lounge due to the speed with
which Maaluska left Solace.
Now, halfway through the zone everyone was complaining
in the right maza way about tossing some milkies
(which none had) tossing some bread (which none had)
filling the kegs (which were left behind in some room
because Maza just drops a keg waits for it to be
filled magicaly and then complains when the leader
moves on and leaves the keg behind) and tossing some
recalls (which everyone had more than they could hold
but didnt give any to anyone else).

***flashback***flashback***

Maaluska says 'ok next battle is easy, only one mob
frag as hell'
Maaluska says 'tank east'
Dionysos leaves east.

Maaluska leaves east.
You follow Maaluska to the east.
A Great Room Which Holds Many Many Mobs.
This room is so big that if we tried to write a short
description, you would be too spammed to notice the 57
mobs awaiting to attack you.
There is a posting board here.
A piece of bread lies here.
A great bronze gold blue red rainbow dragon is here
fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.
A Lord Soth is here fighting Dionysos.

Dionysos says 'AAAAA SAS GAMW SAS GAMW OEOE'
Maaluska says 'oops'
Fasoli utters the words 'flame shroud'
The great bronze etc dragon is engulfed in flames.
Humas sword used by the dragon crumbles in the flames.
A prismatic spray book held by the dragon crumbles in
the flames.
57 black runed books held by the dragon crumble in the
flames.
Partonagalias looks at a board.
Partonagalias carefully studies the board.
Partonagalias starts to write a post.
Kavlas says 'Nooo partonagaliaass noooo!!!'
Morgion emerges from beneath a piece of bread.
Morgion says 'AHA!'
Morgion pdeletes Partonagalias.

Skatias says 'Aman re Dionyse olo kourades les!'
(translation 'damnit dionyse you always talk
bullshit!')
Dionysos crashes into Skatias in a thundering
collision, knocking him to the ground.
Maaluska utters the words 'hold person'
Dionysos freezes into place.

Moulaxedin arrives from the west.
Zbarakouak utters the words 'hold moulaxedin'
Moulaxedin freezes into place.
Kavlas massacres Moulaxedin.
Skatias utters the words 'force bolt'
A force bolt lands onto Moulaxedin.
Maaluska utters the words 'lightning bolt'
A bolt of lightning hits Moulaxedin square in the
chest.
Moulaxedin is mortaly wounded and will die if not
aided.
Moulaxedin is dead! R.I.P.!
Kavlas says 'oops'
Zbarakouak says 'damnit I thought he was the
draconian!' (??)

Skatias shruggs.
Skatias utters the words 'acid blast'
Skatias sprays acid all over Dionysos.

Maaluska loads. (fortonei)
Maaluska utters the words 'lightning bolt'
A bolt of lightning hits Skatias square in the chest.
Kavlas crashes into Fasoli in a thundering collision,
knocking him to the ground.
Zbarakouak crashes into Kavlas in a thundering
collision, knocking him to the ground.

A great bronze gold etc. Dragon says 'Excuse me could
we interupt you for a second on a matter of great
importance, like the completion of this battle?'

Dionysos massacres Skatias.
Skatias obliterates Maaluska.
Maaluska annihilates Fasoli.
Fasoli slashes Zbarakouak extremely hard.
Zbarakouak massacres Kavlas.
Kavlas barely slashes Dionysos.

Bareth arrives from the west.
Bareth says 'tobezete'
Maaluska says 'Bareth south'
Bareth leaves south.
Your blood freezes as you hear someones death cry.
Bareth stops following Maaluska.
Maaluska says 'Oxi oxi plaka kano!'

A Lord Soth starts playing tavli with A Lord Soth.

Dionysos massacres Skatias.
Skatias obliterates Maaluska.
Maaluska annihilates Fasoli.
Fasoli slashes Zbarakouak extremely hard.
Zbarakouak massacres Kavlas.
Kavlas barely slashes Dionysos.

Kleftokotas arrives from the west.
Totheomou arrives from the west.

Kleftokotas says 'hey lets go start a war with a clan
none else has ever heared of before and rumors say
that it hasnt been formed yet!'
Totheomou says 'Ok, but how about a duel?'
Kleftokotas says 'Ok wait 2 tics'
Totheomou spams everything he has on Kleftokotas.
Kleftokotas is dead! R.I.P.!

Dionysos massacres Skatias.
Skatias obliterates Maaluska.
Maaluska annihilates Fasoli.
Fasoli slashes Zbarakouak extremely hard.
Zbarakouak massacres Kavlas.
Kavlas barely slashes Dionysos.

A great dragon says 'AAAaaaa stop it!! I surrender!'
A great dragon commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.
A Lord Soth commits suicide.

Maaluska scratches her head thoughtfully.
Maaluska gets a black runed book.
Maaluska studies a black runed book.
Maaluska says 'toeixa'
Maaluska says 'it was relocate'
Zbarakouak faints.

Dionysos shruggs.
Dionysos crashes into Skatias into a thundering
collision knocking him to the ground.

etc..
***flashback***flashback***

So my fellow Mazas what do we learn from this fable?
But of course the realization that there is no use of
planning for attacks or explores since in anycase we
are stronger than anyone on this planet.
All we have to do is act like true mazas and the
treasures of knowledge of tomorowyears bygone fornever
will fall onto our feet, only for us to understand
that 'toeixame' from the beginning!

Zbarakouak, the wise Historian