The Quest of Zbarakouakionia.
(the short version)

... we find our heroes , Zbarakouak the Greaterest Mage, Kavlas the DickBorn 
and Adepali the Bitch (before she was named goddess, due to some error of the Gods. 
They misspelled Zbarakouak as Adepali, since the two names are so much alike) 
sitting around their camp fire.

"Oh" moans Adepali, " why should we keep on going on this useless quest.
 Hey I know a very easy mid-zone near here. We can go explore and...."
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!" shouts Kavlas and Zbarakouak in unison, 
thoughts of unorganised defeat caos and slaughter running through their minds.
"We must keepeth on going, lest we be defeated from the great forces of EEEEEVEEEEEEEEL. 
We needeth the Gem of Zbarakouakionia for our victory, and you know that." 
explains Zbarakouak for the Nth time.
"Uh..yes." agrees Kavlas with a flare of intelligence.
"Dont despair my faithfull companions, for we are close to our goal. 
I can feal it so near.. smell its essence..."
"Uh.. it wasnt me.." interupts Kavlas.
"I know my dear Kavlas.. we would have heared it first.."

But ALAS! for at the very moment Zbarakouak uttered those words....
Nostramazos the Scout flies in from the east.
Nostramazos says "Ahhh! We have been ambushed! There are cute little bunnies everywhere!"
"Yes i know its a forest and.." says Zbarakouak in an effort to put some sense into 
Nostramazos. 
But too late, for the damage was done.
"MY COPPER equipment! Quick!"yells Kavlas.
Adepali dissapears in a puff of smoke.
Adepali tells your group "going to mem and coming"
Nostramazos stumbles and falls on the camp fire.
The campfire bruises Nostramazos with its fire.
Nostramazos is incapicated and will slowly die if not aided.
Nostramazos is dead! R.I.P.!
A cute little bunny merilly hops from the east.
Kavlas frantically opens his pants.
But ALAS! the fabled Kavlotron was not ready, and Kavlas was too panicy to concentrate. 
His once large weapon lay there, the size of a shrunken yellow plastic duckling.
Fear grasped Kavlas...
Kavlas freaks out and starts running around the room.
Zbarakouak says "Dont go east! Its a DT!"
Kavlas flies to the east.
Your blood freezes as you hear someones death cry.
Zbarakouak sighs heavilly.
Zbarakouak utters the words 'taleme'
A great bolt of Taleme hits the bunny square in the chest.
The cute little bunny dissolves in flames.
The cute little bunny is dead! R.I.P.!
Zbarakouak gets a gem from the corpse of a cute little bunny.
Zbarakouak says "LO AND BEHOLD!!!!The great gem stone of Zbarakouakionia!!!!!"
Adepali appears in a puff of smoke.
Adepali says "Where is the enemy? ARGH! Nostramazos the valiant is dead? 
How could that be with all his HP? Where did Kavlas Go??"
Zbarakouak says "He went east but dont go east because.."
Adepali yells "ONWARDS MY TRUSTY COMPANIONS!"
Adepali flies east.
Your blood freezes as you hear someones death cry.
Zbarakouak says ".. its a death trap..."
Zbarakouak says "oh well"
Zbarakouak grabs a scroll of recall.
Zbarakouak recites a scroll of recall.

And thats how Kavlas came to hate Zbarakouak the Fabled 
(who upon claiming the gem of Zbarakouakionia as his own heritage 
saved the world from EEEVEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL and restored peace on Krynn) 
and as a revenge went on to write the loathsome tale of Zbarakouak the farmer,
sited within the pages of the Kavlirilion..

Z.