Ten Things Mulder Saw Inside Ellen's Air Force Base, but Forgot About:

1.The set where the government filmed the lunar landing.

2.Elvis Presley-alive!

3.Dick Clark, Ed McMann, and billions of ready-to-mail Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes letters, aimed at driving the majority of Americans insane.

4.Amelia Earhart's plane.

5.The truth, period.

6.Documents which detail the governments plans to break down the over-all will of the American people through music by strategically introducing Vanilla Ice, Prince, Maralyn Manson and the Hanson brothers into the culture. (If you like any of these artists, forgive and forget, you get the point)

7.The earliest clones, which looked something like a cross between Peewee Herman and Newt Gingrich.

8.CSM's lifetime supply of Morley's.

9.The secret recepie to Coronel Sanders' Kentucky Fried chicken.

10.A real live dead alien body!


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