If you are confused, this may help.

Let me warn you that I did absolutely no research on the configuration and functioning of flamethrowers. The most I did was lean over to one of my friends in science and ask,

"Joy, what do you know about flamethrowers?"

She replied something about them being fueled by jellied gasoline, Napalm. (No, I have no idea where you can get Napalm either.) But she recommended that I ask the guy in our class who was hyper-interested in the military. I did.

"Jason, what do you know about flamethrowers?"

I have never gotten that weird a look in my life. That was the end of my research.

You may be wondering who that mad flamethrower woman was, and what she was doing running after Mulder and Scully with a flamethrower, and shtuff. She is my friend, Joy, the un-typical anti-X-phile, who, upon hearing I was attempting to write an X-File, asks

"Can I be in your story and assault Mulder and Scully with a flamethrower?? Oh please oh please oh please???" I am sorry to dissapoint anyone who was searching for deeper meaning. But, anyway,

I, Aniad, dedicate Fire and Chaos to Joy, the un-typical anti-X-phile,
The Flamethrower Woman - The Necessary Evil.

Yugunis sound, to my knowledge, does not exist. "Yugunis" is taken after the word "ugunis", the Latvian word for fire, or flame.

I am a devout anti-shipper and will always remain such.

I hope my story made your day that much weirder!



Aniad :~)

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