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Diary of a Siamese
Spilling all the Feline Rules you refused to believe were true.

 

Name: Sierra
Nicknames: Mouse, Wench, Loudmouth, Your Highness, Missy
Birthday: 10/8/97
Breed: Siamese
   
   
Feline Rule #1: Always use innocence to lull human slaves into a sense of false security... then punish them mercilessly when they least expect it.
   
Feline Rule #2:
Never allow any stressful situation to give cause to more than a single eyebrow arch. Dignified felines are not amused by human slave tom-foolery.
   
Feline Rule #3:
If occassion ever arises where one of your crimes has been discovered, blame it on the discoverer in aghast annoyance. How dare they question your feline scruples.
   
Feline Rule #4:
Hone pensive indifference into a finely edged blade. You are better than these annoying humans. Worthy human servants must offer fresh meats to the goddess for her blessed attention.
   
Feline Rule #5:
Mock the human slaves by revelling in their absence in FRONT OF their home surveillance cameras that they THOUGHT were secret. Insipid humans.
   
Feline Rule #6:
Always lay claim to any furniture the human slave is interested in sitting in, they should be up serving you anyway.
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