L&L first meet
(Lucky comes outside Kelly's and see's a girl about his age smoking)
Lucky: Better be careful. You could stunt your growth.
Liz: Is there a reason you care?
Lucky: Uh uh.
Liz: That's too bad. What's your name?
Lucky: Lucky.
Liz: We'll see.
Lucky: You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
Liz: Oh, I'm much more than funny. Oh, I didn't hurt your feelings, did I?
Oh, I'm much more than funny. Oh, I didn't hurt your feelings, did I?
Lucky: I think I can take it.
Liz: Yeah, but can you dish it out?
Lucky: I think those cigaretes are doing something to your head.
Liz: God, not the cigarettes again. What are you, one of those secondary smoking freaks?
Lucky: You know what, you're right. I mean, if you want to fry your lungs, I just, I hope you have a good time.
Liz: Well you certainly know what to say to a girl.
Lucky: Only ones with ashtray breathe.
Liz: Like you could really smell it from all the way over there...God, you know, I'm really thirsty. Do you know a place where we can go get a beer?
Lucky: Yeah.
Liz: Okay.
Lucky: You have got to be kidding me?
Liz: Wait, don't tell me you have something against beer too?
Lucky: No, I don't care, it's just that I can't imagine someone like you being arrested.
Liz:Okay, well then, how 'bout just a soda? I mean, any place but this dump.
Lucky: What's wrong with Kelly's?
Liz: How about the crone behind the counter?
Lucky: Ruby?
Lucky: Like I need to know her name.
Lucky: What, uh, what did she ever do to you?
Liz: She didn't serve me.
Lucky: The nerve. Who cares if she could lose her liquor liscense if she serves someone underage.
Liz: Well I don't see any cops around here. Anyway who cares about her? She's just a pathetic old hag who has nothing to do but push people around
Lucky: You think so.
Liz: Oh, I know so. Why are we talking about that buzzard anyway?
Lucky: She's my aunt.
Liz: I am really sorry. I didn't know the old, I mean, that woman was related to you.
Lucky: No, you didn't. Just don't do it again.
Liz: Ok from now on she's my favorite person.
Lucky: You don't have to overdo it.
Liz: Really though, I was totally out of line.
Lucky: Look, it's no big deal. So you owe me one.
Liz: Well, then, any ideas on how I can pay you back?
Lucky: New computer?
Liz: How about some new jewelry? Anybody ever tell you beads aren't making it anymore?
Lucky: My little sister Lulu made that for me.
Liz: So is there anyone else in your family I haven't totally bashed?
Lucky: A few, but I have confidence in you.
Liz: So how old's your little sister?
Lucky: She turned 3 last week.
Liz: Oh.
Lucky: She's over in Europe. Quite a ways away. You have any brothers or sisters?
Lucky: I have one of those too.
Liz: I bet he's a brother.
Lucky: Now, how would you know that?
Liz: Cause if it was a sister, she'd have to be crazy about you.
Liz: Are you always this funny?
Lucky: It wasn't meant to be funny.
Liz: Well if you ever go on stage I'll be in the front row every night.
Lucky: I'll put you on my mailing list.
Liz: Well I have to go.
Lucky: Okay, you live around here?
Liz: You can't come over if that is what your thinking.
Lucky: I was wondering how you got here.
Liz: I drove.
Lucky: Oh you have a car?
Liz: Yeah, doesn't everybody?
Lucky: So you have a license?
Liz: Well, I don't know about you, but I find little details like that really boring.
Lucky: What, did you steal the family wheels?
Liz: Ooh, sorry. That's my secret. You don't actually hang around here, do you?
Lucky: Quite a bit.
Liz: Really. Well, work on that for next time, will you? Bye.
Lucky: Wait a minute, what's your name?
Liz: My name? Uma thurman.
Lucky: Uma, well, it was nice to meet you.
Liz: Same here, I guess this was my 'lucky' night.
