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IMPORTANT ALERT FOR ALL CALIFORNIANS
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On the morning of October 8, 2003, a new animal species was discovered in the state of California. Described as a "domesticated pig with wings," these large, flying mammals have swarmed the region, causing confusion and injury statewide. Hundreds of traffic accidents involving the animals have been reported and the public is urged to remain indoors until the Bicoastal United Legitimate League of Sudden Horrific Inducted Tyranny (BULLSHIT) has investigated fully.

It is unknown exactly where these so-called "flying pigs" originated, or why they all appeared -- seemingly out of nowhere -- on the same day. It is believed, however, that they were conceived on January 20, 2001 -- ironically, the same day President George W. Bush took office. Some scientists are speculating that the pigs may have an unusually long gestation period and were only just born yesterday.

Although preliminary studies indicate they are harmless, the public is urged to exercise extreme caution around these newly discovered, winged pigs.

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