Dear Reader,
It is my sad duty to tell you loyal few, that Space Jockey Magazine can no longer maintain it’s archive in the early 21st century. Due to a number of unfortunate systems failures, even the archives were lost to us. We do not expect to ever see them resurface any time in the near forseeable future. It has been a rare privilege to be able to present to you all the news fit to be seen by human, and non-human eyes, but every thing must some-day end. Here is our end. We appologise for the inconvenience.
– X-Ander-701
If you are yearning for some more reading material, my friend Duke would never forgive me if I didn’t refer you to Happy-Land, and tell you to enjoy the atmosphere there. It really can be fun if you open yourself up to the opportunity. Duke Blazingstix and Dr. Fidd are two wonderful people, onc eyou get past their gruff exterior. I know you’ll learn to love them.
– Blork